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Flopstick
Jul 10, 2011

Top Cop

Torka posted:

pavel patel is monkey cheese humour in visual form

Ramsus posted:

How long can something be cool before gbs hates it?

About three and a half pages.

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madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Pavel Petel the kind of mother fucker who posts he gay on internet forums.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Torka posted:

pavel patel is monkey cheese humour in visual form

it's okay to be entertained by him for a few minutes but if you've been following his schtick for months or years and still think it's hilarious you're probably insufferable, because it's just the same joke over and over

lol you're dumb

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Torka posted:

pavel patel is monkey cheese humour in visual form

it's okay to be entertained by him for a few minutes but if you've been following his schtick for months or years and still think it's hilarious you're probably insufferable, because it's just the same joke over and over

you understand nothing about what it means to be fabulous

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


this guy is hot and has a brilliant sense of humor

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Torka posted:

pavel patel is monkey cheese humour in visual form

it's okay to be entertained by him for a few minutes but if you've been following his schtick for months or years and still think it's hilarious you're probably insufferable, because it's just the same joke over and over

Pavel Petel's got a ton of xxx photos out there, and it's interesting that threads about him never devolve into dick/porn posts. His most intriguing videos and photos are not nudes.
In the past 6 months Petel has done multiple international photo shoots and put out a ton of original new content, and a small line of clothing for which I can't find a european distributor.

During this same time, an entire forum of literally tens of people crowdsourced the following memes: bendyman, bendygirl, slendergirl, and starving girl. All complete failures.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
wait is he Hindustani? I'm amazed he hasnt been stomped by neo nazis (lol slavic aryans)

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Alan Smithee posted:

wait is he Hindustani? I'm amazed he hasnt been stomped by neo nazis (lol slavic aryans)

If you've watched any of the videos where russian fascists torture gay people to death, you'll see that they usually target young slight harmless twinks only.
Even without a posse, Pavel has a good chance of wrecking those motherfuckers simply by virtue of going to the gym 5 times a week.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Do It Once Right posted:

If you've watched any of the videos where russian fascists torture gay people to death, you'll see that they usually target young slight harmless twinks only.
Even without a posse, Pavel has a good chance of wrecking those motherfuckers simply by virtue of going to the gym 5 times a week.

They would try to hatecrime him and by the end of the night it's a congaline of sodomy

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Lol, hatecrimes do not exist as a concept in Russia.

Murdering GLBTQ people is called "no crime at all"

Bethamphetamine fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jan 18, 2015

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
"you americans you are always caring so much about the political correctness"

*stomps african immigrant*

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Alan Smithee posted:

"you americans you are always caring so much about the political correctness"

No, actually. Nobody gives a gently caress but a Fox News strawman who you will never meet in real life.


Alan Smithee posted:

*stomps african immigrant*

This is not the france/australia/whatevs europe thread.
In the US, we have tons of first gen immigrants that we don't give a single gently caress about and who we all hate, and then a bunch of next gen immigrants that are usually chill, secular, and pretty awesome people.

Bethamphetamine fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Jan 18, 2015

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i dont like things or people that are different

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Do It Once Right posted:

If you've watched any of the videos where russian fascists torture gay people to death, you'll see that they usually target young slight harmless twinks only.
Even without a posse, Pavel has a good chance of wrecking those motherfuckers simply by virtue of going to the gym 5 times a week.

ever heard of a weapon

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Ramsus posted:

ever heard of a weapon




Yes, duh. And I'm not the only one.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
weaponized fabulosity, bearing down on us, bearing down on all of us

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012



The cola wars, begun they have.




again

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Do It Once Right posted:

Pavel Petel's got a ton of xxx photos out there, and it's interesting that threads about him never devolve into dick/porn posts. His most intriguing videos and photos are not nudes.
In the past 6 months Petel has done multiple international photo shoots and put out a ton of original new content, and a small line of clothing for which I can't find a european distributor.

During this same time, an entire forum of literally tens of people crowdsourced the following memes: bendyman, bendygirl, slendergirl, and starving girl. All complete failures.

Pavel Petel is bisexual too, so the ladies aren't left out either.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


nomadologique posted:

he is literally the sexiest living human

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

nomadologique posted:

he is literally the sexiest living human



This candid photo of early Pavel Petel truly defines who he is as an artist.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Do It Once Right posted:



This candid photo of early Pavel Petel truly defines who he is as an artist.

mmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Not Safe for Putin:

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Alan Smithee posted:

They would try to hatecrime him and by the end of the night it's a congaline of sodomy

No poo poo, at first they'd be all "BOYZHE MOY LET US BEAT UP THIS GAY MAN" and then they'd be like "LENINS GHOST COMRADES THIS FELLOW HAS GORGEOUS MUSCULAR FORM"

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

etalian posted:

Not Safe for Putin:


And this is why I want to find a trustworthy distributor for the Petel clothing line.like right now.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
this thread is very enjoyable

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I bet he sucks at computer games

Me 1 Pavel 0

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
I will look like him 1 day

Roki B
Jul 25, 2004


Medical Industrial Complex


Biscuit Hider
I'd pay to top him

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Jun 9, 2013

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Roki B posted:

I'd pay to top him

You're in luck, my friend, because

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVaGDXYQGvw

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