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Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

anyone who posts their dick size on the internet can be safely assumed to have 2-3 inches less than they claim
alright ya caught me. even you azns got me beat cuz i really only have 1in micropenis :( every day i feel like committing suicide and i hate living this lie!
























hahahahah gently caress just fakeposting that made me feel depressed. for true though, its a little under but i round up because every guys does

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i round down b/c most people dont know what a parsec is

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
it's weird that americans have such tiny dicks. I mean you've got so much land, so much space, let your dicks grow wild and free

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

site posted:

alright ya caught me. even you azns got me beat cuz i really only have 1in micropenis :( every day i feel like committing suicide and i hate living this lie!
























hahahahah gently caress just fakeposting that made me feel depressed. for true though, its a little under but i round up because every guys does

i have to round down so that people will believe me, so speak for yourself

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Orkin Mang posted:

i round down b/c most people dont know what a parsec is

urbandictionary.com posted:

parsec
A place of employment commonly called a railyard that more perfectly resembles a zoo or penitentiary.

A term used to describe the blackness of everyday disasters.
Joe-"did you see that caprice plow into the KFC?"
Mike-"yeah he was wearing a parsec vest when he stumbled out and dropped his 40 oz."

?

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

i have to round down so that people will believe me, so speak for yourself
what country you reppin, big boy?

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

site posted:

what country you reppin, big boy?

i already said i have a big dick so you know im american

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

i already said i have a big dick so you know im american

you also said that people bragging about their big dick is really 2-3" shorter than they say, so you could be from anywhere but africa

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
without bragging i'd say my dick is magnificent

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Just whip it out and shove it in their face. If you can reach.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

"I don't care, im a bottom"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Frank Jameso posted:

every friend i've ever had
do you meet them on dick chat boards? coworkers in your job trading dick for bucks? where?

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
ive never made fun of an asians dick but every asian friend ive had has complained of this ill treatment and its wrong

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

fanged wang posted:

ive never made fun of an asians dick but every asian friend ive had has complained of this ill treatment and its wrong

is it wrong though? have you seen their dicks?

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
yeah its mean dont do it unless they need to be put in their place or something


op do u need to be put in ur place a lot?

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

My penis is almost 7" and I still want to die, kill everything around me, etc. Stop thinking size really matters.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

skeletonotherkin posted:

My penis is almost 7"

lol yeah right

pics

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Machai posted:

lol yeah right

pics

I'm uncut and don't trim, so I don't think you want pics.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

skeletonotherkin posted:

I'm uncut and don't trim, so I don't think you want pics.

excuses excuses

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Machai posted:

excuses excuses

Its very important to me that goons know what my penis looks like.

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
homergown is a ban, someone with plat contact g. hotep and request special dispensation for the small dick thread

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

POST YOUR DICK

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
i already took the pic and uploaded it to imgur just waiting on confirmation of immunity from ban or probation by an administrator IN WRITING to post it

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
fortune favors the bold. post it.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



please include a gay mouth for reference

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



scale whatever

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

this is why i dont go out side.

Frank Jameso
Nov 24, 2014

fanged wang posted:

yeah its mean dont do it unless they need to be put in their place or something


op do u need to be put in ur place a lot?

not really. you probably don't do it because you yourself have a small peen

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
yes. its a small peen.

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fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
i like to rp a big dick guy on the internet

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