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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







gary oldmans diary posted:

she didnt want to be typecast as an employed actor

looking at you calista flockhart

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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

FizFashizzle posted:

looking at you calista flockhart

Looking at you Shelley Long.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

FizFashizzle posted:

remember when that girl asked to have her character killed off to pursue other acting options

whoops

To be fair, season 1 TNG was AWFUL shitstained terribleness. It was a miracle they got a second season and some actual quality writers and directors.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

FizFashizzle posted:

remember that episode where the entire planet was nothing but drug addicts at an eternal war over basically heroin and picard's solution was to destroy all their drugs and tell them to deal with it?

an entire planet going through withdrawals at once not very smart jean-luc

the prime directive evolved out of the 10 crack commandments

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Serving on a Federation starship means never having to say you're sorry.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i have never watched any star trek except for some Enterprise and that was only because it was on the only english speaking channel

what do I watch gbs? I have netflix right in front of me.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Nutsngum posted:

To be fair, season 1 TNG was AWFUL shitstained terribleness. It was a miracle they got a second season and some actual quality writers and directors.

The best part about season 1 is that you get to see Riker as a fresh faced young officer in great shape.

Season 2, enter porky dad beard-sporting Riker with a uniform 2 sizes too big in case he keeps blimping out.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

The best part about season 1 is that you get to see Riker as a fresh faced young officer in great shape.

Season 2, enter porky dad beard-sporting Riker with a uniform 2 sizes too big in case he keeps blimping out.

Nah season 2 still had the same skin tight ulltra sexy uniforms, but he did have the beard though. Season 3 became the space pyjamas we all know and love.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

remember when that girl asked to have her character killed off to pursue other acting options

whoops

if my only central role in the series up to that point was code of honor i'd quit too.

she came back in an alternate universe ep where whoopi goldberg told her that in the real universe she died a meaningless, pitiful death and that was pretty good. then she died, though off camera

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Nutsngum posted:

Nah season 2 still had the same skin tight ulltra sexy uniforms, but he did have the beard though. Season 3 became the space pyjamas we all know and love.

poo poo, no recovering from this one.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Fonzarelli posted:

i have never watched any star trek except for some Enterprise and that was only because it was on the only english speaking channel

what do I watch gbs? I have netflix right in front of me.
next gen
start to finish
season 1 has some worthwhile stuff for such a binge so you gotta watch it and its not horrible its just that if youre familiar with the sort of roles the characters play it will be really weird seeing the episodes from before the writers figured out what characters should do what

like in season 1 when geordi sits on a chair by throwing his leg over the back of it thats weird but later riker starts doing it and it just feels right

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

The other thread inspired me to start acting like a giant when having a seat, such a pro move.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Mr. Pumroy posted:

if my only central role in the series up to that point was code of honor i'd quit too.

she came back in an alternate universe ep where whoopi goldberg told her that in the real universe she died a meaningless, pitiful death and that was pretty good. then she died, though off camera

then she comes back again as a romulan and then again in the porno

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

SilvergunSuperman posted:

The other thread inspired me to start acting like a giant when having a seat, such a pro move.
knocked my chair over into my desk spilling a 2 liter of dew onto my spaghetti but it was fine after a rinse and new sauce

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Season 1 tng is a forgottn gem imo. I just went through it recently watching an episode a night. The tone is really weird.

The fonz poster should watch tng imo. It's the most accessible. Just power through the crap episodes, their charm will be revealed in hindsight.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

opus111 posted:

Season 1 tng is a forgottn gem imo. I just went through it recently watching an episode a night. The tone is really weird.

The fonz poster should watch tng imo. It's the most accessible. Just power through the crap episodes, their charm will be revealed in hindsight.

it's exactly the same as the original series pretty much

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

gender illusionist posted:

it's exactly the same as the original series pretty much

the main guy is bald though

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President
"SHUT THE gently caress UP WESLEY"

Captain Jean-Luc Picard - Some random episode of TNG

SpeedyCow
Oct 8, 2001

I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I imagine the poops they took after that incident were epic

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Parallax Scroll posted:

the main guy is bald though
the main guy is kinda 2 people cause it used to be kirk but they split his role into captain picard and slut riker

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

The Cosby Mysteries posted:

"SHUT THE gently caress UP WESLEY"

Captain Jean-Luc Picard - Some random episode of TNG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZGBdSQ1xyw

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

FizFashizzle posted:

an entire planet going through withdrawals at once not very smart jean-luc

Picard doesn't give a gently caress.

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

lmao that must have been burnt into my brain cause i guessed thats something picard would say to him

why did picard hate wesley so much? he treated him like a poor unruly step-kid.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

The Cosby Mysteries posted:

lmao that must have been burnt into my brain cause i guessed thats something picard would say to him

why did picard hate wesley so much? he treated him like a poor unruly step-kid.

Unable to keep his personal feelings of loathing off-screen.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAKQzZfpaz8

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
He hates all kids

He only yells at Wesley because Wesley is the only kid who thinks it's ok to play on the bridge of the federation flagship

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

The episode only makes sense if people evolved from spiders, pretty hosed up.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Nutsngum posted:

To be fair, season 1 TNG was AWFUL shitstained terribleness. It was a miracle they got a second season and some actual quality writers and directors.

S1 had Code of Honor, aka Fear of a Black Planet

Best episode

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Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
Also Klingons apparently evolved from Predators, which is pretty cool.

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