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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Does that mean that Gay Man A metabolizes that semen to make more semen which Gay Man B is sure to swallow, thus making and endless cycle of cum and more gay cum?

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

No

you need to take a biology class about cum

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
cumming back and forth forever

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Can a man swallow he own cum this way

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

No. 6 posted:

Can a man sell pow he own cum this way
why are you so interested in male cum? wtf it's not normal

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I'm interested in male and female cums

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Think about the 2nd law of thermodynamics, OP.

I've also wondered if masturbating would be a good adjunct to dieting. I mean, the actual weight of semen isn't much, but it takes calories to synthesize all that protein.

I've been doing research on this for years now, results inconclusive.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
a perpetual cummin' machine

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

glowing-fish posted:

Think about the 2nd law of thermodynamics, OP.

I've also wondered if masturbating would be a good adjunct to dieting. I mean, the actual weight of semen isn't much, but it takes calories to synthesize all that protein.

I've been doing research on this for years now, results inconclusive.

you're stealing proteins from your muscles bro

science doesn't check out

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

glowing-fish posted:

all that protein.

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.2164/jandrol.04104/full

Conclusive research here. It's not the super-food we've been led to believe.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

amityville anus posted:

cumming back and forth forever

This is called "gay marriage' and it is now legal, THANKS OBAMA

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

glowing-fish posted:

Think about the 2nd law of thermodynamics, OP.

I've also wondered if masturbating would be a good adjunct to dieting. I mean, the actual weight of semen isn't much, but it takes calories to synthesize all that protein.

I've been doing research on this for years now, results inconclusive.

Actually cum doesn't have that much protein. It's mostly carbs and some fat and a bit of protein. Carbs are pretty easy to synthesize, so that's not as many calories.

In short, try eating one of your fingers or something; they're sure to contain a lot more protein and have used a lot more calories to create.

e:f,b. Still, give the finger thing a try. I think you'll like the results.

Murray Mantoinette fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Jan 16, 2015

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1481227041/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?pc_redir=T1

Jimong5
Oct 3, 2005

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
Grimey Drawer

glowing-fish posted:

Think about the 2nd law of thermodynamics, OP.

Cumservation of energy

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

No. 6 posted:

I'm interested in male and female cums

Female cum is actually just piss

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

No. 6 posted:

I'm interested in male and female cums

its all hot piss

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

P-Mack posted:

Female cum is actually just piss

I KNOW

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Actually cum doesn't have that much protein. It's mostly carbs and some fat and a bit of protein. Carbs are pretty easy to synthesize, so that's not as many calories.

In short, try eating one of your fingers or something; they're sure to contain a lot more protein and have used a lot more calories to create.

e:f,b. Still, give the finger thing a try. I think you'll like the results.

Do fingers grow back if I eat them

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
it's like an ouroboros of cum

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Don Tacorleone posted:

No

you need to take a biology class about cum

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
the future is two gay men sucking each others dicks forever

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



lol if you need gay man b

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
these are some gay cum thoughts thats for sure

naem
May 29, 2011

I can't tell how much of the gay on this site is ironic

Or if it's actual gays being ironically pretend gay for double irony,

Or if it is then triple/quadripatel irony/ pretending to be gay to get gay gays to be "gay" and then laugh at them in honeypot threads, or if it's actual gays PRETENDING to do that for bonus dollars, it's def all fairly gay though

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

naem posted:

I can't tell how much of the gay on this site is ironic

Or if it's actual gays being ironically pretend gay for double irony,

Or if it is then triple/quadripatel irony/ pretending to be gay to get gay gays to be "gay" and then laugh at them in honeypot threads, or if it's actual gays PRETENDING to do that for bonus dollars, it's def all fairly gay though

sounds like you think about gay stuff a lot... put a lot of thought into it.....

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
pretty sure everyone is very open about their gay here

naem
May 29, 2011

TEAYCHES posted:

sounds like you think about gay stuff a lot... put a lot of thought into it.....

I take it you are a bonus dollar poster

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

why must either man in this hypothetical be gay

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



what if he poos out the cum, we're gonna need a gay man c on poo duty i've made a diagram



by god, exactly how many gay men are we gonna need

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



social vegan posted:

what if he poos out the cum, we're gonna need a gay man c on poo duty i've made a diagram



by god, exactly how many gay men are we gonna need

i really like the way you draw mouths

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

social vegan posted:

what if he poos out the cum, we're gonna need a gay man c on poo duty i've made a diagram



by god, exactly how many gay men are we gonna need

wait on guy A, which end is which

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



B gets the d and C gets the b

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