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Cornwind Evil posted:"Okay everyone, we're ALMOST DONE. The area before the final boss is one screen, but it's the last time we see the enemies so we should put together a real gauntlet of them before the players fight the fina-" Huh, that game actually tells you to "GO!" before you've finished clobbering everything onscreen. Nice to see them shake things up a bit; taking the genre in bold new directions.
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so, memo from management. apparently a couple of you have been teaming up and beating up attackers at the same time. we need to stop that. when they grapple someone, just stand and wait your turn. we're bad but we're not that kind of organization.
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Jan 21, 2015 10:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udhWC67DaPg Yeah, I know the game's supposed to take place in 2043 but make the bonus loot stuff like flashbulb cameras, cassette walkmans, and I dunno, microwave ovens? No way that poo poo's getting dated. e: Heh, according to game intro the hero was born two weeks ago.
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Jan 21, 2015 16:53
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They missed an opportunity to make "COPS" an unnecessary acronym by adding periods after each letter. Also my favorite part was early on when that Samurai Cop had invincibility frames, but the visible frames were skipped so it just looked like a gigantic dead fish was floating around.
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Jan 21, 2015 17:19
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Walking down the street punching everybody doesn't seem very undercover. I mean these dudes probably don't know they're being killed by cops, but it's a little different from the kind of subterfuge I associate with the term. e: lulz 
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Jan 21, 2015 17:45
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Any barrier, regardless of how impenetrable-looking it is--a traffic barrier, a door, a reinforced steel wall--can be destroyed by a spinning clothesline.
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Jan 21, 2015 18:12
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Im the hobo that sits in the background of every city streets level, drinking out of a brown bag with XXX on the side
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Jan 21, 2015 18:15
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SECRET BONUS: One full counter-clockwise turn of joystick followed by PUNCH, KICK, LOW PUNCH. Teleports you to secret level where every enemy is Shao Khan.
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Jan 21, 2015 18:44
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uggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we're running out of fresh ideas for player characters! we've done school children, cops, undercover cops, robot cops, martial artists, gladiators, ninjas, child ninjas, robot ninjas, turtle ninjas, baseball ninjas, clown ninjas, knights, magicians, clerics, chinese fighters, arabian warriors, cavemen, barbarians, valkyries, dwarves, 50s pinup girls, bodybuilder frogs, street toughs, gang members, vigilantes, psychotic killers, superheroes, soldiers, environmentalists, cowboys, skateboarders, animals, animals with guns, space explorers, cyborgs, aliens, loving michael jackson gently caress, why don't we just put a baby in a robot or something
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Jan 22, 2015 04:08
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Monkey Fracas posted:American guy obvs has robot arms and wears a shirt with an American flag on it He starts level with a long sleeved shirt, but rips it and screams "YEAH" to expose said robot arms given to him by evil yoshiyamatozaibatsu company. And he has rad fingerless gloves
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duckfarts posted:uggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we're running out of fresh ideas for player characters! we've done school children, cops, undercover cops, robot cops, martial artists, gladiators, ninjas, child ninjas, robot ninjas, turtle ninjas, baseball ninjas, clown ninjas, knights, magicians, clerics, chinese fighters, arabian warriors, cavemen, barbarians, valkyries, dwarves, 50s pinup girls, bodybuilder frogs, street toughs, gang members, vigilantes, psychotic killers, superheroes, soldiers, environmentalists, cowboys, skateboarders, animals, animals with guns, space explorers, cyborgs, aliens, loving michael jackson How about hard-boiled private detectives in an old timey brouhaha? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXmYpcpXW3s&t=2190s We're getting the kinks out; our poor designers are having such a rough time of it. It's supposed to be 1939 but everyone still dresses in neon and mullets and such. ...And then there's the robots. They just can't let go of the robots. Detective work is of course conducted by walking to the right and punching, I mean naturally.
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