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Bishop posted:the thing about this video is I'm not even sure if the first guy or really any of the others are still alive. After that any sane person would avoid fighting Tyson, so Bruce lee wins by virtue of running like hell I like how goons count running away as winning a fight.
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*victoriously clears horizon*
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Jan 20, 2015 08:13
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EmperorFritoBandito posted:How strong is the magic animating Bruce Lee's skeleton in this matchup? Pretty strong, but Mike's facial tattoo adds +10 to magic resistance.
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Jan 20, 2015 08:16
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redshirt posted:Here's how this fight goes: I'm going to stop you right here because I was an amateur boxer for a while and the thing is, you don't really "block" a punch like a fighting game, you just kind of weather it and absorb as much of the hit as you can with your own fists. The force a man of Tyson's caliber exerts isn't something you can really block or deflect.
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Tyson's combos were also second to none in the business and the variety of combos he could throw with ruthless efficiency was insane. The idea of trying to guard against a 4 hit barrage from Tyson is loving terrifying and he wouldn't leave any human room to counterattack between the strikes. I know this topic has been done to death and is just an internet joke at this point but they need to find better contenders to do this meme because it wouldn't even be close
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Jan 20, 2015 08:21
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Yeah, but kicks! Dirty strikes! Qi! At least no one is even joking Lee would grapple somehow.
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Big Anime Fan Here posted:Tyson's combos were also second to none in the business and the variety of combos he could throw with ruthless efficiency was insane. The idea of trying to guard against a 4 hit barrage from Tyson is loving terrifying and he wouldn't leave any human room to counterattack between the strikes. I know this topic has been done to death and is just an internet joke at this point but they need to find better contenders to do this meme because it wouldn't even be close Try throwing any four punches as fast as Tyson throws four of his vicious carcinogenic fists and just marvel at what a weak little bitch boy you look like compared to him.
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Jan 20, 2015 09:19
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Well...this thread has done nothing to settle the argument about Lee V. Tyson. (Tyson) But it has given us incontrovertible proof that redshirt is an even worse poster than he was a mod.
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Jan 20, 2015 09:27
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redshirt posted:"no holds barred" Just so we're all on the same page u know that the reason Tyson is in things like The Hangover is that he bit off a man's ear during a fight that wasn't no-holds-barred right
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Jan 20, 2015 09:40
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Big Anime Fan Here posted:I'm going to stop you right here because I was an amateur boxer for a while and the thing is, you don't really "block" a punch like a fighting game, you just kind of weather it and absorb as much of the hit as you can with your own fists. The force a man of Tyson's caliber exerts isn't something you can really block or deflect. but but but throat punch, which tyson is obviously incapable of because
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Jan 20, 2015 11:09
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Waltzing Along posted:Well...this thread has done nothing to settle the argument about Lee V. Tyson. (Tyson) whow whoa whoa, hey, whoae
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Jan 20, 2015 11:15
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Full Battle Rattle posted:but but but throat punch, which tyson is obviously incapable of because well you see, boxers might be really good at dodging head punches, but a throat punch would just bamboozle them like "what is this guy doing" then crunch there goes their throat
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Jan 20, 2015 12:18
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here is a computer simulation of Mike Tyson beating up a chupacabra, a beast at least as mythical as Bruce Lee: pretty one-sided in Mike's favor, just like a fight between him and Lee would be
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drat, that's a big-rear end chupa.
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