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RabbitWizard posted:Open socket. Remove earth wire. Attach phase to earth connector. Go to prison for killing your neighbor after he touches any case of his appliances. I thought of this but didn't dare post it. And yes, that would probably count as premeditated murder. I'd wire in a variac to the line so with a turn of the dial you can drop the output voltage from 120V to, say, 80V and then up to 140V. Problem is at the lower voltage it'd probably blow the fuse in the variac. I was also thinking about a dimmer switch but that probably couldn't handle 20A or more, maybe a little soft-starter would allow you to change the voltage at will. That would cause all kinds of really nasty problems. But seriously just call the po-co and report electricity theft. Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Jan 18, 2015 |
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Jan 18, 2015 15:18
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Using an extension cord is amateur as hell. Real electricity thiefs just bypass the meter.
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Jan 18, 2015 15:23
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Burn down your house and begin a new life living under a bridge and asking riddles of passers by. This will solve the problem of your neighbor stealing your electrics.
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Jan 18, 2015 15:54
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-Turn off the circuit breaker feeding the outlet. -Obtain a 120v buzzer alarm such as this one -UNPLUG EVERYTHING ON THE CIRCUIT -Wire the alarm in series between the circuit breaker and the wire going to the outlets When the electro-thief plugs anything into the outlet, the buzzer will go off waking you up. That's when you call the police.
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Jan 18, 2015 16:00
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thathonkey posted:I just want to prevent him from stealing my power. You can make chloroform pretty easily with stuff from the hardware store. You could knock him out with a chloroform cloth and waterboard him when he wakes up. I recommend you take a deadblow hammer to his nutsack right before you pour the water, then cut his head off and put it in your front yard after he confesses. Rape his headless corpse then throw it in the school bus horror chamber buried under your back yard. That's a Sunday afternoon right there.
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Jan 18, 2015 16:05
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Three-Phase posted:I was also thinking about a dimmer switch but that probably couldn't handle 20A or more, maybe a little soft-starter would allow you to change the voltage at will. That would cause all kinds of really nasty problems. It's not a real goon solution until it costs at least twice the cost of ignoring it, and far more than just taking the obvious solution of calling the utility company.
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Jan 18, 2015 16:06
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Leave a note asking him/her nicely not to steal your power, maybe offer to continue letting him/her tap in if they can chuck you a few bucks every month pocos are ruthless cunts and might be demanding like $1000 from the guy to get his power turned back on, meanwhile he freezes at night/can't keep perishables in the house I guess what I am saying is try the compassionate approach first
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Jan 18, 2015 16:08
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get a cover for the outlet but rig it up so that when he lifts up the cover a grand piano drops on his head
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Jan 18, 2015 16:12
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this one is easy, cheap, passive aggressive, and will get the point across. Change the socket to be a usb outlet
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Jan 18, 2015 16:26
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proof of concept posted:get a cover for the outlet but rig it up so that when he lifts up the cover it's a gloryhole and then put your penis through it guys been sucking your power least he can do is suck something else nah mean
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Jan 18, 2015 16:32
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wire you so rude, let him have your electricities
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Jan 18, 2015 16:37
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:this one is easy, cheap, passive aggressive, and will get the point across. Change the socket to be a usb outlet I put on of these in my kitchen except it has two regular outlets and two USB plus, it is seriously the best $20 I have ever spent.
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Jan 18, 2015 17:11
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kill ur landlord
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Jan 18, 2015 17:49
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create a manifesto outlining your divine purpose and immense hatred towards non muslims use craigslist to obtain as many firearms as possible, drive to your closest mcdonalds and unload clips into every human soul from the grease covered obese, to the general manager, to the small children in the ball pit
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Jan 18, 2015 17:55
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Poop in front of the outlet every time you have to poop so then theres a big pile of poop in front of the outlet, and he has to step in the poop.
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Jan 18, 2015 18:01
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Get lawnchair and flashlight and revealing robe. Wait in dark until he hops over to plug in Turn on flashlight and open robe "No no. It's okay baby bird. Bend all the way over to plug in. Maybe you need even more power. Let's talk"
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Jan 18, 2015 18:10
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Investigate and confirm that he's actually stealing your electricity then SUE THE poo poo OUT OF HIM.
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Jan 18, 2015 18:21
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Hesh Ballantine posted:Leave a note asking him/her nicely not to steal your power, maybe offer to continue letting him/her tap in if they can chuck you a few bucks every month Yeah, this. You never know, he might be able to cut you in on his sweet deal with his other neighbor for cable.
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Jan 18, 2015 18:23
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bake him some cookies and suck his dick
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Jan 18, 2015 18:27
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cut the extension cord with your hanzo steel
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Jan 18, 2015 18:30
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Murder death kill
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Jan 18, 2015 18:36
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Found the solution:
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Jan 18, 2015 18:40
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we are all one people, brother. let him take what he needs, and someday he will repay you in kind, surely.
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Jan 18, 2015 18:41
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I feel that this story will have a shocking conclusion.
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Jan 18, 2015 18:42
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Three Olives posted:I put on of these in my kitchen except it has two regular outlets and two USB plus, it is seriously the best $20 I have ever spent. I was going to buy them too but way too many people complained about "phantom electricity" or some other such term where the USB outlets would be using electricity even with nothing plugged in.
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Jan 18, 2015 18:47
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Well there's a $5 easy fix or a $3 less easy fix, but either way you'll need to know your way around a screwdriver. On the other hand neither of these methods involving you raping your neighbor, so it's really not worth going into the details.
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Jan 18, 2015 18:48
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Satsuki Kiryuin posted:I feel that this story will have a shocking conclusion.
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Jan 18, 2015 18:48
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Amateur Saboteur posted:not really. more than likely an extremely timid and passive aggressive one No, I hear the OP has a very electrifying personality.
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Jan 18, 2015 18:49
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If you contact the right distributors they can sell you a nice little 4160V/120V potential transformer for several hundred dollars. The outlet itself probably won't like this even if the wires going to it are like neon sign wires and the box is plastic.*Guavanaut posted:You could build a huge dimmer switch circuit using a pair of stud SCRs and gate drivers. Hell with that, let's build a drive! I'll start looking through DigiKey for some IGBTs and a little tiny reactor for the DC link!  * don't do this you will die and be in excruciating pain as you die Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Jan 18, 2015 |
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Jan 18, 2015 20:15
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Better to just take off and nuke your house from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Jan 18, 2015 20:16
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put those child safety things in the outlets and then glue them on tight.
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Jan 18, 2015 20:16
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