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It's the Weekend and there's no PIZZA THREAD???Seriously regretting the major I picked. I've only got $5 in my checking account and I've been dying for a slice of pie. Low and behold there's a subreddit on there called Random acts of Pizza, where you put on a sob story and people send you pizza for free! Let's make up a really good sob story and see how much pizza we can get. http://www.reddit.com/r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza/ I just want pizza. 
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Jan 18, 2015 10:14
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if reddit doesnt send me pizza i will loving kill myself irl
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Jan 18, 2015 10:15
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TEAYCHES posted:if reddit doesnt send me pizza i will loving kill myself irl same
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Jan 18, 2015 10:17
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you know it took me a while to realize that 'reddit' was a play on 'read it' and i was like 
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Jan 18, 2015 10:18
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my gay grandma died from lack of pizza please send pizza reddit
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Jan 18, 2015 10:19
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All I can do is continue to preach the gospel of never ever eating St. Louis style pizza.
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Jan 18, 2015 10:20
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:my gay grandma died from lack of pizza please send pizza reddit I'm so sorry, if it makes you feel any better the redditards found some coupon codes http://www.reddit.com/r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza/comments/iqmh3/when_ordering_a_dominos_pizza
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Jan 18, 2015 10:22
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I need pizza to fuel my child raping fedora powers. Because reddit.
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Jan 18, 2015 10:22
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Rando posted:All I can do is continue to preach the gospel of never ever eating St. Louis style pizza. ive never had it but it doesnt look that bad. what substandard cheese and some other poo poo on a pizza, how is it any different from pizza hut or whatever
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Jan 18, 2015 10:24
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lorn Wayne posted:you know it took me a while to realize that 'reddit' was a play on 'read it' and i was like holy poo poo
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Jan 18, 2015 10:25
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please reddit i just need one slice to get on the bus and get home to my wife and child
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Jan 18, 2015 10:26
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Jan 18, 2015 10:27
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at least twice ive posted gbs threads asking for at least $10,000 from a random goon and i never got any response begging doesnt work except on reddit, maybe ill try there
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Jan 18, 2015 10:29
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TEAYCHES posted:ive never had it but it doesnt look that bad. what substandard cheese and some other poo poo on a pizza, how is it any different from pizza hut or whatever http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3664478&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Proselytizing? Yes.
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Jan 18, 2015 10:29
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Lol I saw a post where the moderators were telling all the pot heads to stop using this subreddit as a place to score free munchies.
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Jan 18, 2015 10:30
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no one got any last night?
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Jan 19, 2015 00:13
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the problem with "randon acts of pizza" is that i don't want a "redditor" knowing my address.
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Jan 19, 2015 00:14
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[Request] My three brothers and I live in the sewer and we really need pizza.
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Jan 19, 2015 00:32
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:[Request] My three brothers and I live in the sewer and we really need pizza.
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Jan 19, 2015 00:34
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 this little poo poo pisses me off
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Jan 19, 2015 00:37
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man virtually all o fthose posts are downvoted to 0. people on a site specifically for giving others free pizza seem to be very stingy and aggressive about who actually receives the za
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Jan 19, 2015 00:40
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I can't believe it took me that long to realize it was a TMNT reference.
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Jan 19, 2015 01:47
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It's good to see you can turn your real life panhandling skills into tangible goods in the digital age. Thanks reddit. Single Pizza Mom: It's my child's birthday. Use "daughter" or "son". Imply that you are female through how you write the post but don't say it outright. Talk about how you have no money because of some necessity/working screwing you in some way (think tips, cut hours, discrimination)/fender bender/lost your purse and will totally pay it forward when you get your debit card back/next paycheck. Deadbeat Pizza Dad: See single pizza mom, but be pretty upfront that you are a degenerate druggie/gambler/bitcoiner and got in too deep/blew your kid's pizza money. Roleplay a helpless idiot inadvertent scumbag while being a literal scumbag! The goal is to make them dislike you but still buy you pizza. Home Alone: Mom and dad (went somewhere/are stuck somewhere) and (forgot to give you pizza money/only left enough for yesterday/left me money but my rear end in a top hat older brother took it to [do a thing]/ban you from eating anything that isn't gluten-free free-range gmo free sugar free food) Livejournal: Pretend to be a depressed/suicidal/abused/tumblr person. Don't be too over the top about it, do it kind of subtly. You can combine this with other ideas, or you can do my personal favorite and pick a pizza post that got pizza there but just crib it entirely with your subtle livejournal twist. This one is effective because it's not over the top and plays on sympathy without anyone having to believe your bullshit lies. No one has to believe your story because you're not selling a story. You're selling a state of mind. G.I. PIZZAJOE: This one works best if you are traveling or live near a place someone who got off an airplane/bus/hitchhiking might be. Just tell some story about how you're stuck somewhere and lost your wallet or why you can't buy pizza. Like you need your money to travel to the next destination or something. You don't have to claim to be military, but that's certainly an angle. You could be traveling or take some livejournal ideas. Bonus points if you or a friend have a military uniform and can take a picture for them with r/freeshit on it. Pizza Made My Day!: You just had the worst day/week/month/year ever, and there's only one thing that could make it better. Pizza. It's not about an extravagant story or series of unfortunate events, it's all about that one thing going really wrong that some neckbeards can relate to. Think like messy breakups/divorces, losing your wallet, getting mugged, putting your childhood pet down, accidentally running over your pet, losing the kids, not getting your dream job, getting fired, your junkie brother stealing your physical video game [console], some girl making fun of you when you asked her out, your dog/grandma/mom dying, your girlfriend getting an abortion behind your back, hell just think of something that someone somewhere might have an emotional reaction to and maybe you can make it work. PixieDreamGirl posted:I can't believe it took me that long to realize it was a TMNT reference. Khorne fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jan 19, 2015 |
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All my time spent scamming in Runescape, neopets, and eve has come to this It's time to do it for irl items and money
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