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emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
Babies are a lot stronger than they appear, the little bugger smashed his lego box into my nose and then one of the lego pieces straight into my eye, it still hurts.

Then he proceeded to vomit everything he ate today on me and the sofa. this was an annoying evening I'm now going to smoke weed.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
the mad archivist easily claims the first post

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos

The Mad Archivist posted:

the mad archivist easily claims the first post

well played

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Parent advice #1: dont go to this thread

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
spend your money on the cash shop cosmetics in your mmo DO NOT HAVE BABIES

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
i cant wait to hace children so i can be even pooorer, tireder and have less free time

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

spend your money on the cash shop cosmetics in your mmo DO NOT HAVE BABIES

Actually go to thailand and gently caress prostitutes instead

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Shame on you for proliferating your genes even though youre a weed smoker OP

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos

Splurgerwitzl posted:

Shame on you for proliferating your genes even though youre a weed smoker OP

it skips a generation so we're all good

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



child labor is legal if you have a business and make your kids work for you

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
a baby can carry 50 times its own body weight

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
FACT: Babies are freaks.

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