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I'd spend a couple of million building and stocking my ultra-super-deluxe survivalist dream bunker. The rest would go to hiring a bunch of cut rate Russian scientists to create the zombie plague.
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I'd build a bird sanctuary on the north west coast of Scotland and buy a nice pair of binoculars.
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i would order 50 million dollars worth of pennies from the nearest treasury to inflate the dollar. I'm assuming enough pennies don;t exist and i would cost the us gov and extra 1.2 cents to make all the pennies.
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Buy all the rare magic the gathering cards and have a bon fire.
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Applewhite posted:I'd start a cult. I thought cults were for when you need money, not when you already have it?
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site posted:I thought cults were for when you need money, not when you already have it? takes money to earn money.
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poo poo im gonna buy a lotto ticket now
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I'd run for Senate in some bullshit, empty state like Wyoming and once I was elected I'd filibuster literally every bill no matter how minor it is. Also I'd yell poo poo at people that are speaking on the Senate floor and I'd bang on the table like they do in English parliament. I'd get somebody to fight me on cspan.
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If this is real - definitely get the hell out of Alberta.
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JO ALL DAY. REAL CRAB MEAT, REAL TRAINS THIS TIME
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Hire some thugs and goons and stooges then take over a central African country.
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redshirt posted:Hire some thugs and goons and stooges then take over a central African country. black water 2 water harder
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TOILETLORD posted:i would order 50 million dollars worth of pennies from the nearest treasury to inflate the dollar. I'm assuming enough pennies don;t exist and i would cost the us gov and extra 1.2 cents to make all the pennies. 50 million dollar's worth of pennies would weigh a little more than 34 aircraft carriers.
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"a little more than" like HOW MUCH MORE mr. scientist?
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nomadologique posted:"a little more than" like HOW MUCH MORE mr. scientist? Give or take 20 thousand or so tonnes
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"give or take" god what is this wishy washy bullshit
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nomadologique posted:"give or take" god what is this wishy washy bullshit Im sorry but penny to aircraft carrier conversions is hard.
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i'd buy a $5 mil condo in NYC, invest the rest, take $500k income every year, and do math research and make music for the rest of my life while traveling frequently.
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16 penises all over my body, every color of the rainbow. The biggest one would be Japanese, just to buck the stereotype.
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