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McPhock posted:Is Microwave still around? If he had a wife, he'd have to think pretty drat hard.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:24 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 19:56 |
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Id make them gently caress eachother. epic win for me
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 00:12 |
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MeLKoR posted:Maybe a compromise? While you close your eyes and gently caress your mother\wife your wife\mother talks dirty in your ear? The only sane compromise is to have sex with both of them, thereby equally distributing the shame and trauma. Freaky three-way, everybody. social vegan posted:my dick is gonna make this friday even fffreakier
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 02:04 |
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would be pretty gross to deposit semen inside your mum's dusty old womb. call me old fashioned
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 02:14 |
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toggle posted:would be pretty gross to deposit semen inside your mum's dusty old womb. call me old fashioned Old fashioned people were all about the creepy incest. So I won't call you old fashioned.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 02:24 |
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Old fashioned people were all about the creepy incest. So I won't call you old fashioned. ok you got me there.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 02:28 |
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Anyone who picks mom body is hosed up
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 02:37 |
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Borrowed Ladder posted:Anyone who picks mom body is hosed up you pick mom heartsoul?
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 03:10 |
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slam mom holy grail
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 11:40 |
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As with most all of life's problems this is pretty simply solved with violence. Wife body, smack its head into interdimensional marble slab a couple times, blammo.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 11:50 |
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They switch back? I feel like the "finally there's time" guy with broken glasses from Twilight Zone.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 12:00 |
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loving your mother's heartsoul is the only logical choice. the old bird might even learn something
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 12:22 |
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if you choose your wife's heartsoul you are saying "yes, i can bring my mother's wrinkled paper bag vagina to orgasm"
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 12:24 |
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From a "has no idea who they're asking" standpoint, the answers are as follows: would have sex with wife's consciousness in mother's body: You value your wife as a person rather than focus on her outward appearance. would have sex with mother's consciousness in wife's body: You focus on outward appearances more than what really matters which is what is inside. As with all questions asked by insane people who don't even care to know 1. if you are married, 2. if your mother is dead, 3. if your wife or mother is more attractive, and whether they are more attractive as a person or physically (or both), 4. how susceptible to magical curses/hexes your family is; this question reveals more about whoever asks it. So it is clear that mookface is some manner of deranged person and we ought to keep away from mookface. Far away.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 13:49 |
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but what if ur mom was oprah or anyone else who has both an incredible heart and killer body
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 15:08 |
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Suicide Sam E. posted:From a "has no idea who they're asking" standpoint, the answers are as follows: nah, he's just Canadian
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 16:55 |
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i want to cut off my human being dick, and eat it. i am NOT a troon. that is not what, this is about. im just a loving huge human being and i want to eat my own dick. i love to poo poo in my own dick.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:01 |
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Does it even matter if they're gonna switch anyway when you cum? Or is there a time delay involved?
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:27 |
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this is realy gross even for gbs grats
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:31 |
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I'd gently caress both of them, just to be safe. Edit: If my mother is dead, does that mean my wife would have a corpse body?
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:38 |
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i'd gently caress corpse wife also my fav tim burton movie
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:53 |
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I think I'd rather gently caress my dad in my dad's body. Why isn't that an option?
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:53 |
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Poll should have just been: Would you rather: [ ] gently caress your dad
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:55 |
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If I do moms body, wife's mind, after returning to reality, will my mom know that I ravaged her? If not, it can just be me and my wife's secret and we can move away and only talk to my mom through emailsDaveSplitter posted:I'd gently caress both of them, just to be safe. And your wife would have creepy ghost mind
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:56 |
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[x] gently caress your dad
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:57 |
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[x] gently caress your dad
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 00:07 |
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[x] No gently caress you dad
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 01:29 |
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[X] gently caress youre dad
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 01:54 |
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gently caress me just like your father
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 01:56 |
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A lotta goons gonna knock up they moms
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:25 |
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Fetus Tree posted:A lotta goons gonna knock up they moms help i impregnated my mother all new 8/9 central
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:34 |
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how long after sex do they switch back
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:35 |
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:how long after sex do they switch back After conception
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:36 |
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If you get this question wrong, they stay in the wrong bodies as punishment. Your wife hates you for ruining her body and not being attracted to her anymore. Your mother runs off to have a hot, younger woman life. She also sends you awkward, explicit selfies. This is the Hell you hath wrought.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:43 |
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Have you ever been watching tv or something with your mum and then oedipus gets brought up? It's real awkward.
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:46 |
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krampster2 posted:Have you ever been watching tv or something with your mum and then oedipus gets brought up? It's real awkward. no but once she rented Even Cowgirls Get the Blues and had no idea what it was about super awkward movie night
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:49 |