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root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

via handwritten sign taped to telephone pole. Call now.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:39

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TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

BossRighteous posted:

via handwritten sign taped to telephone pole. Call now.

i have managed to turn 1 nickel into 5 pennies before.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:42

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

lose weight fast!

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:50

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

how much butt stuff will this involve, OP?

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:51

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

this was a real episode of alien nation when the sone was selling land plots over the phone.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:51

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Work from home! Make thousands!

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:52

Hexel: Nov 18, 2011

TOILETLORD posted:

i have managed to turn 1 nickel into 5 pennies before.

I've managed to pay off my debt and have a high credit score after 37 years on this planet I should be on celebrity apprentice.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:53

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

Hexel posted:

I've managed to pay off my debt and have a high credit score after 37 years on this planet I should be on celebrity apprentice.

i've paid off all my debt, got a perfect credit score and got a condo along with a fat retirement account before age 30. you sound like a failure.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:54

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

what's the deal with those signs

# ? Jan 19, 2015 21:10

root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

Just good old fashioned bootstrapping capitalism. You like capitalism right?

# ? Jan 19, 2015 21:12

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

truckload mattress sale this SATURDAY!

# ? Jan 19, 2015 21:19

A_Bug_That_Thinks: Mar 16, 2011; ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

As my apprentice, you shall be tasked with cooking my food, cleaning my clothes, keeping my house, and raising the children that you bear me. Looking for athletic build and fair skin, blondes need not apply.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 21:53

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

As my apprentice, you shall be tasked with cooking my food, cleaning my clothes, keeping my house, and raising the children that you bear me. Looking for athletic build and fair skin, blondes need not apply.

dream job here I come

# ? Jan 19, 2015 21:55

root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

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# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:30

Dr. Snuggles: Dec 3, 2012; Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.

as long as ur not old like palpatine were good dude, aint gonna stand in ur shadow for like 30 loving years LOL

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:43

root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

lol which one of you fuckers actually called?

# ? Jan 20, 2015 01:43

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

im going to open a hotdog shack next to doobies and run him out of business for the goonlulz. i only need 50k bucks to do this. will accept bitcoin

# ? Jan 20, 2015 01:45

BennyGsGhost: Jun 27, 2002; Low P/B or Bust; Pillbug

Moridin920 posted:

what's the deal with those signs

your first task, my apprentice, shall be to provide me with capital. then, and only then, shall I reveal my ~investing secrets~

# ? Jan 20, 2015 01:46

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Give me your money Im Dons Trump.
I had a casinos and then it closed because of not moneys, but now Im hear to tell you about a new moneys its fun and delicious on my hit show the calamitous apprentice!
Soon you will watch it and see me, the darnel trumps on your tv.

Good bless america

--the dam

# ? Jan 20, 2015 01:49

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