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i would eat dugtrio cuz taht's three hot dogs or three weiners so win win
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win win win
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DrManiac posted:So in theory why I can't I catch a bear or gorilla and just fight with that? that bear would get 10,000 volts through the heart and die immediately
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SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:that bear would get 10,000 volts through the heart and die immediately I bet a bear could kill a pikachu
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DrManiac posted:So in theory why I can't I catch a bear or gorilla and just fight with that? because youre beargorilla, formidable as it may otherwise be, cant shoot fire/lightning
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Jan 20, 2015 04:52
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most normal pokemon are just animals though
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:most normal pokemon are just animals though Nooo, they can all do crazy poo poo. Pidgey, a literal Piece of poo poo pokemon, can flap his wings so hard the wind knocks a rat unconscious. that's nuts.
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:most normal pokemon are just animals though When was the last time your cat stole money from your enemies? 
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i think in one episode team rocket contemplates eating the magikarp james buys on the ss anne
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Jan 20, 2015 14:39
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like do pokemon eat other pokemon? do people eat pokemon? pokemon is such a hosed up universe when think about it.
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Jan 20, 2015 14:43
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how does ash ketchum keep getting shocked by pikachu, survive, and yet still is willing to deal with the electric thing that nearly just killed him.
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Jan 20, 2015 14:46
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Darkman Fanpage posted:how does ash ketchum keep getting shocked by pikachu, survive, and yet still is willing to deal with the electric thing that nearly just killed him. Theyre best friends forever
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Jan 20, 2015 14:58
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lol if you never felt the power of love with ur starter
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SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:Theyre best friends forever do you think ash's heart knows this and thus it is able to deal with the electrical impulses that send it into arythmia every so often 
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quote:The bunches of fruit around Tropius's neck are very popular with children. This Pokémon loves fruit, and eats it continuously. Apparently, its love for fruit resulted in its own outgrowth of fruit.
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Jan 20, 2015 15:05
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I Said No posted:if you eat bananas you become bananas explains why u a dick alright hooboy
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social vegan posted:explains why u a dick alright hooboy  all over ur face I Said No
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Jan 20, 2015 15:10
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if your dick looks like a banana you got problems son
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I would eat Jynx if yknow what I mean 
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Jan 20, 2015 15:19
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Protip: that pokemon shaped like a ring of keys is actually delicious if prepared correctly. You gotta kill like, a dozen of them though for a decent serving.
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I Said No posted:if your dick looks like a banana you got problems son uhhh
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oh gently caress no i used to know mistystuffer before he became mistystuffer and the guy is an unrepentant rear end in a top hat
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I Said No posted:oh gently caress no tell us more
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Jan 20, 2015 20:55
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Feranon posted:thinkin about eating arceus I'm Catholic. It's great!
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I Said No posted:if you eat bananas you become bananas what the gently caress
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Waldorf Sixpence posted:tell us more
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Jan 20, 2015 22:01
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digimon was better it had a poop themed monster
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ditto copying a snorlax
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Actually I bet a ditto would have like a nice jello-y consistency eat a ditto
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Actually I bet a ditto would have like a nice jello-y consistency ditto
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William Bear posted:I'm Catholic. so eating god makes you wanna play the altar boy's lil skin flute? no thanks
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William Bear posted:I'm Catholic. mom took away ur shiny charizard before you got a chance to harvest its meat
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When my cats fight I like to narrate it as if they are having a pokemon battle. uses Glare. uses Body Slam. It's Super Effective! runs away.I think what I am trying to get at here is that my cats are the most delicious pokemon, because in a pinch they could legit get eaten.
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