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Korthal
May 26, 2011

I work in a small little family owned restaurant and all the guys in the back are just awesome. We're like one big brotherhood united against people that old lady who thinks her steak is too underdone when she clearly asked for medium rare.

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
pity reply

Guru Yaekob
Feb 6, 2011

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Korthal posted:

I work in a small little family owned restaurant and all the guys in the back are just awesome. We're like one big brotherhood united against people that old lady who thinks her steak is too underdone when she clearly asked for medium rare.

Lol op works a dead end job and thinks he is happy.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Based on people you've described

Take them to lunch. Offer to drive

When the check comes, pay for everyone

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Korthal posted:

I work in a small little family owned restaurant and all the guys in the back are just awesome. We're like one big brotherhood united against people that old lady who thinks her steak is too underdone when she clearly asked for medium rare.

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Korthal
May 26, 2011

Guru Yaekob posted:

Lol op works a dead end job and thinks he is happy.

Happier than you, apparently.

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Feb 6, 2011

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Korthal posted:

Happier than you, apparently.

Where did I ever say I wasn't happy?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Guru Yaekob posted:

Where did I ever say I wasn't happy?

u seem pissed that ops chillin in a cool lil restaurant w/ his buds, rear end fucker

PollosBromanos
May 18, 2012
My coworkers are the most potent reminder that skipping college to join the circus was the right choice.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
buy a box of gobstoppers or like some starbursts or something and when everything is lovely you can give a coworker a candy


nobody smokes cigs anymore so

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
First year at my current job I thought everyone was super stressed out crazy people. Then Good Friday rolled around and the attitude of the whole office changed. It was pretty weird since we have alot of Indians/different cultures. The holidays are really nice in the office as pretty much everyone is "worldly".

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
one time a really religious guy I worked with with stopped me in the hall and said "uhmmm hey I hear people talking about tramp stamps, what is that?"so I had to gently tell him what it was

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Suck their dicks then

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
I don't even like everyone I work with, and I'm unemployed.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

SmokaDustbowl posted:

buy a box of gobstoppers or like some starbursts or something and when everything is lovely you can give a coworker a candy


nobody smokes cigs anymore so

3/4 of my coworkers do.

morocco
Jan 21, 2015

by Ralp
id like to eat in that place if you serve big dicks because i love the feel of them in my mouth because im a huge human being

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

morocco posted:

id like to eat in that place if you serve big dicks because i love the feel of them in my mouth because im a huge human being
hard, fat nuggets of truth served hot

Butthead
May 31, 2011

PollosBromanos posted:

My coworkers are the most potent reminder that skipping college to join the circus was the right choice.

You're not "skipping" college if you weren't smart enough to get in.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
bend over and let them take turns pounding your rear end

PollosBromanos
May 18, 2012

Butthead posted:

You're not "skipping" college if you weren't smart enough to get in.

Dad?!

morocco
Jan 21, 2015

by Ralp

a hole-y ghost posted:

hard, fat nuggets of truth served hot

i would like these nuggets (im pretty drat gay) *pulls pants down* NOW

morocco
Jan 21, 2015

by Ralp
by the wa, im super gay hope that isnt a problem, im a bnig rand paul fan. im super cute, i love to wash my cats, i get really depressed when its gloomy :( or whatever, or when its sunnyor pretty much when im awake LOL! i just want to get on disablity because my leg hurts and im depressed laot :( awww i know. just give me the drat food stamps bitch am i rite? haha anywhos lata

FBIASSMAN69
Aug 15, 2006

morocco posted:

by the wa, im super gay

didn't you get the memo you can't say that anymore

anyway ur username/avatar is super familiar and if my memory serves you could benefit from :gb2fyad:

morocco
Jan 21, 2015

by Ralp

FBIASSMAN69 posted:

didn't you get the memo you can't say that anymore

anyway ur username/avatar is super familiar and if my memory serves you could benefit from :gb2fyad:

nice try, but im the mod of fyad, BITCH! hahaha! go awaY!

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

morocco posted:

nice try, but im the mod of fyad, BITCH! hahaha! go awaY!

owned!!!!!

FBIASSMAN69
Aug 15, 2006

morocco posted:

nice try, but im the mod of fyad, BITCH! hahaha! go awaY!

i could say the cliche'd "hosed up if true" but honestly im just gonna say rad retro parachute account dude :thumbsup:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

morocco posted:

nice try, but im the mod of fyad, BITCH! hahaha! go awaY!
king of the bottom shelf!!!

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

FBIASSMAN69 posted:

i could say the cliche'd "hosed up if true" but honestly im just gonna say rad retro parachute account dude :thumbsup:

please dont be sarcastic... rude and not constructive

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

NO DONT

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape

Korthal posted:

I work in a small little family owned restaurant and all the guys in the back are just awesome.

Every single one of them will backstab you if given half a chance

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
that feel being 16 and bonding with your felon coworkers like you've been through war over the pettiest poo poo imaginable

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

u seem pissed that ops chillin in a cool lil restaurant w/ his buds, rear end fucker

Yeah wtf?? Be happy duder is happy with his job

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

that feel being 16 and bonding with your felon coworkers like you've been through war over the pettiest poo poo imaginable

Pretty much, man. The only pleasant thing about most jobs is bonding over stupid poo poo and the dumb things people do to stave the boredom.

Brock Samsonite
Feb 3, 2010

Reality becomes illusory and observer-oriented when you study general relativity. Or Buddhism. Or get drafted.

morocco posted:

id like to eat in that place if you serve big dicks because i love the feel of them in my mouth because im a huge human being

No, Ima Hugh Fayget
!http://steamcommunity.com/id/curse55

Brock Samsonite fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Jan 22, 2015

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GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Life's a lot easier to get through when you aren't completely miserable and off-putting. Very few people are actually deserving of hate, much less "everybody."

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