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Daedra posted:I was the aids gorilla but how did the aids gorilla get aids? by me, a bat who lived an isolated life in a cave for most of my life. i then died. of aids. bat aids.
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I was the syphilis that killed Al Capone.
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I was some guy who drunk drove once, got caught and arrested for DUI, then got raped & murdered in prison.
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Daedra posted:I was the aids gorilla Let's gently caress
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Frostwerks posted:was this a thing Yeah there were 2 major sinkholes near Chichen Itza that peasants got chucked down. One theory was that they killed all the smart or uppity peasant kids so they wouldn't revolt against the ruling class.
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i was kong fu xi's lazy rear end brother who just sat around and smoked weed all day, still gave him a couple sick quotes though
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I was a martini glass that that sack of poo poo Winston Churchill dropped and broke when he was drunk. Soon after, the fat sack of crap died and no one ever cleaned me up and gave me a proper burial. There I sat, moldering for decades until a historian found me and swept me into a bin. Now I'm that bottle opener that you dropped between the fridge and the counter when you were in college. I'm stuck in this wretched, dark place and I hate Hate HATE you!
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I was Thutmose III and then his son. Was a disappointment to myself.
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The White Dragon posted:i was kong fu xi's lazy rear end brother who just sat around and smoked weed all day, still gave him a couple sick quotes though You mean his older brother? Zhongni means "second son" and the way that has generally been interpreted is that his older brother was retarded/disabled. He wasn't lazy, he was in need of help and understanding! DIE ABLEIST CIS SCUM! (I'm Kaiser Billy II reborn)
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I was a low ranking Ustasha functionary who regretted everything fairly quickly
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Bert Roberge posted:Yeah there were 2 major sinkholes near Chichen Itza that peasants got chucked down. I was a Spanish guy a little too young to loot the Aztecs so I was on the next lot of ships, but when we got to the Yucatan to go after these rumored Mayan guys they were scattered and didn't have anything worth stealing because they killed all their smart people and had no one to maintain their infrastructure or figure out a proper crop rotation schedule for the lovely soil. I mean we killed them all anyway, at least those we could find, but still, it's not the same when you can't fire a cannon into a crowd and kill dozens in one shot, then steal their stuff. Then I got mercury poisoning from working in the goldfields and tried to eat my own hands and died.
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IronClaymore posted:I was a Spanish guy a little too young to loot the Aztecs so I was on the next lot of ships, but when we got to the Yucatan to go after these rumored Mayan guys they were scattered and didn't have anything worth stealing because they killed all their smart people and had no one to maintain their infrastructure or figure out a proper crop rotation schedule for the lovely soil. I mean we killed them all anyway, at least those we could find, but still, it's not the same when you can't fire a cannon into a crowd and kill dozens in one shot, then steal their stuff. The only better way to go than mercury poisoning is silver nitrate poisoning.  RIP Papa Smurf
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