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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Orkin Mang posted:

*opens cracked article*
*skips first paragraph longss metaphor*
*expires of gastric shame*

Hey a haiku wanna start a fight club?

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old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Powercrazy posted:

This is me dealing with the cops.
e: wrong vid, but would have worked jsut as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEFPcljAXgs&t=62s

Glad to see Kid Rock finally brought to justice

old fat bird fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Jan 22, 2015

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fiend posted:

Hey a haiku wanna start a fight club?

no last time i kicked my shin on a tow bar

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cthulu Carl posted:


So when I interact with police, I find it easiest to not make direct eye contact, let them approach on their own. Then I let them sniff while I speak in a calm, soft voice before I lead them behind the barn and tearfully blow their brains out .

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Orkin Mang posted:

no last time i kicked my shin on a tow bar

Okay maybe next time then.

You are free to go now.

I release you.

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