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The Mad Archivist posted:if you're in the red zone you're in trouble pile another reason onto the heap of reasons why i would never liver in any of those places.
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I don't think there are any deadly spiders in Canada you were most likely bitten by a moose
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moose don't bite because they are peaceful creatures they will playfully nibble or maybe lick you when you sleep
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Jan 22, 2015 00:19
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mookface posted:moose don't bite because they are peaceful creatures they will playfully nibble or maybe lick you when you sleep wrong again http://animals.howstuffworks.com/animal-facts/dangerous-moose.htm
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Jan 22, 2015 00:22
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The Mad Archivist posted:wrong again I don't have to worry about this poo poo because I'm a straight up moose whisperer
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Jan 22, 2015 00:25
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mookface posted:I don't have to worry about this poo poo because I'm a straight up moose whisperer live by the moose, die by the moose
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Jan 22, 2015 00:26
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looks like the start of this op: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcuyYhCTDMo sharpen your tweezers now
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sorry to tell you but thats not a spider bite cause canada doesnt have spiders that bite, so probably you have bedbugs now and youre going to die, rip
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dahkren posted:sorry to tell you but thats not a spider bite cause canada doesnt have spiders that bite, so probably you have bedbugs now and youre going to die, rip they do they have frost spiders BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Jan 22, 2015 |
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Jan 22, 2015 00:31
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australia has mean old spiders, eg the huntsman: hunter of men...
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op impregnated by birdspider p hosed up imo but i'm just a normal guy who doesn't gently caress birdspiders
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Jan 22, 2015 00:38
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maybe is tiny vampire
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Beige posted:maybe is tiny vampire like a vampire baby or just a normal looking vampire shrunk down to smaller proportions
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The Mad Archivist posted:if you're in the red zone you're in trouble I don't live in any spider zone apparently, so that's cool for me i guess.
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mookface posted:like a vampire baby or just a normal looking vampire shrunk down to smaller proportions hold on let me check my bestiary. does sa have a bestiary?
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Beige posted:hold on let me check my bestiary. does sa have a bestiary? SA is the bestiary
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GBS: a compendium of beasts
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Helpimscared posted:I don't live in any spider zone apparently, so that's cool for me i guess. this is just recluse spiders which are mean assholes this tiny-rear end pic is purportedly the range of black widows (in yellow):  also: 
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Jan 22, 2015 00:58
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why oh why did I choose to live on the coast of greenland
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The Mad Archivist posted:this is just recluse spiders which are mean assholes oh my god. I live in that red area!
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Saint Patrick should've gotten all the spiders off of the island.
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The Mad Archivist posted:if you're in the red zone you're in trouble Brown recluse bites aren't very dangerous Spiders rarely ever bite people during the night The Mad Archivist posted:this is just recluse spiders which are mean assholes There have been no recorded Black Widow bite deaths since the Antivenin became available. Black Widow spiders rarely inject venom while biting and it's actually really difficult to get one to bite you. Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Jan 22, 2015 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Spiders rarely ever bite people during the night they're usually out getting drunk
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my friend woke up with a spider bite that got worse and worse and it turned out he was infected with a resistant strain of MRSA and had to get a decent chunk of flesh scooped out of his shoulder it was pretty metal
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Doing a bunch of cocaine and setting yourself on fire is the only way you can save yourself at this point, godspeed.
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Moridin920 posted:my friend woke up with a spider bite that got worse and worse and it turned out he was infected with a resistant strain of MRSA and had to get a decent chunk of flesh scooped out of his shoulder Spiders don't carry MRSA, it's spread from person to person 
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Three Olives posted:Doing a bunch of cocaine and setting yourself on fire is the only way you can save yourself at this point, godspeed. Give the FD Pryor notice before sparking.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Brown recluse bites aren't very dangerous this is presuming you can get medical treatment for them remember which country we're talking about
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The Mad Archivist posted:this is just recluse spiders which are mean assholes I like how politely they observe the US-Canadian border.
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OP keep an eye on that egg and record when all the hatchlings crawl out your skin
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Improbable Lobster posted:Spiders don't carry MRSA, it's spread from person to person yeah I don't think the spider gave him MRSA, it was probably something involving the party he was at or the couch he slept on. But, he did think it was a spider bite at first before it got gnarly and he went to the doctor.
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brown recluse bites aren't even that dangerous. there were a poo poo ton in my house where I used to live. first off, they will only bite you if they are forced to, secondly, if they do bite you, you have a better chance of dying from staph infection than you do the spider's venom. Just clean the wound, you'll be okay. I got bit in the foot from a recluse one time. It left a decent crater type sore that was slow to heal, but it really wasn't any big deal. 
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Drunk Driver Dad posted:brown recluse bites aren't even that dangerous. there were a poo poo ton in my house where I used to live. first off, they will only bite you if they are forced to, secondly, if they do bite you, you have a better chance of dying from staph infection than you do the spider's venom. Just clean the wound, you'll be okay. I got bit in the foot from a recluse one time. It left a decent crater type sore that was slow to heal, but it really wasn't any big deal. you got a weird lookin boner
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Gross man, just die already so we don't have to see any more of this
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dead yet OP? I get bitten by spiders quite a bit so in my experience if you're still alive you'll probably stay alive. you might just lose a day or two's worth of memories
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Nice jeans human being
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Pawn 17 posted:amputate. Sever.
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I will make sure to mention you in "goons that are dead" thread when you inevitably die from this spider bite, OP
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Improbable Lobster posted:There have been no recorded Black Widow bite deaths since the Antivenin became available. Black Widow spiders rarely inject venom while biting and it's actually really difficult to get one to bite you. Someone please accept this challenge and come up with an appropriate toxx clause for Improbable Lobster. TIA
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