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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Applewhite for President of the US campaign
Goal: $150 million
Backers will get: empty promises
Top tier backers ( $50k or more) get: preferential treatment when I'm President.

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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

no i want it to be legal for me to kill you and call it a legal abortion

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

mrwuss posted:

no i want it to be legal for me to kill you and call it a legal abortion

ohh thats just the good old fashioned american pastime of murdering your neighbor

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Noyemi K posted:

ohh thats just the good old fashioned american pastime of murdering your neighbor

do what you are best at

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

mrwuss posted:

do what you are best at

isn't that one of the tEn Commandants

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
you have my axe

psyman
Nov 1, 2008
i can only afford $1 sorry m8

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Do you accept Applewhite coins? They are my proprietary e-currency.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

psyman posted:

i can only afford $1 sorry m8

get outta hear with that poo poo, cheap basterd , but i'll take the money thoguh

every peso helps

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Also I need to Goonfund Applewhite Coins.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
what's the exchange rate?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I like this idea where can I donate 2 dollars

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Noyemi K posted:

what's the exchange rate?

It fluctuates wildly. Currently 1AC = $150 so if you invested in me yesterday when the exchange rate was 1AC = $.00000001 you would literally be a millionaire by now.

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

can i donate sperm?

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

mrwuss posted:

can i donate sperm?

yes, how much is it worth?

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Noyemi K posted:

yes, how much is it worth?

i drank some pineapple juice so i bet it is worth more than average

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
you can donate your sperm to the proper receptacle, then

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



I will donate my entire IRA, valued at a whopping $67.32, in exchange for getting to post my new project.

My project: To do a funny thing on Youtube like wear a waffle for a hat or rant against the poors and have it go very viral.

Goals: Famous.

Rewards: I will take you all with me to the dizzying heights of celebrity status forever and ever.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

when your site goes up i will use it to fund a better site fro a dollar less :twisted:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Maybe we can hold a fundraiser to fund the crowdfunding site.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i am shifting the paradigm by funding a sexy teen car wash with an orphanage.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

OP I direct you to this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686051&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

read up to get some great tips on how to market your idea

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Sappo569 posted:

OP I direct you to this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686051&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

read up to get some great tips on how to market your idea

ah we could bring back Johnny Turbo! gread idea sapper360

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
almost 1.5% of the way to our second stretch goal at $1.1920!

the second stretch goal is a hot blonde cheerleader like the one from 17th grade @ your middle school that you knew back then, she has big tits now n wants to gently caress but only if you get me to the streth gould

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
OP I am stealing your idea and calling it goon4under

Original idea do not steal

Applewhite posted:

Also I need to Goonfund Applewhite Coins.

Unlike some fascist OP's I will be kind and generous enough to allow your proprietary currency for a nominal fee

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Alan Smithee posted:

OP I am stealing your idea and calling it goon4under

Original idea do not steal


Unlike some fascist OP's I will be kind and generous enough to allow your proprietary currency for a nominal fee

"Nominal"? Sign me up!

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
oh and there is risks too, risk of geting too rich from goonfu4nd!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Noyemi K posted:

oh and there is risks too, risk of geting too rich from goonfu4nd!

The fact that you tell it straight like that and are honest about the risks of your venture makes you extremely trustworthy to me.

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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
I 100% promise that there are no other risks

donkey shows for everyone at the 3rd strech goel!

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