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Applewhite for President of the US campaign Goal: $150 million Backers will get: empty promises Top tier backers ( $50k or more) get: preferential treatment when I'm President.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:25 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 05:46 |
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no i want it to be legal for me to kill you and call it a legal abortion
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:25 |
mrwuss posted:no i want it to be legal for me to kill you and call it a legal abortion ohh thats just the good old fashioned american pastime of murdering your neighbor
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:32 |
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Noyemi K posted:ohh thats just the good old fashioned american pastime of murdering your neighbor do what you are best at
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:36 |
mrwuss posted:do what you are best at isn't that one of the tEn Commandants
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:36 |
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you have my axe
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:37 |
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i can only afford $1 sorry m8
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:40 |
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Do you accept Applewhite coins? They are my proprietary e-currency.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:44 |
psyman posted:i can only afford $1 sorry m8 get outta hear with that poo poo, cheap basterd , but i'll take the money thoguh every peso helps
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:44 |
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Also I need to Goonfund Applewhite Coins.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 16:14 |
what's the exchange rate?
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 16:27 |
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I like this idea where can I donate 2 dollars
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 16:32 |
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Noyemi K posted:what's the exchange rate? It fluctuates wildly. Currently 1AC = $150 so if you invested in me yesterday when the exchange rate was 1AC = $.00000001 you would literally be a millionaire by now.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 16:46 |
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can i donate sperm?
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 17:00 |
mrwuss posted:can i donate sperm? yes, how much is it worth?
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 17:01 |
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Noyemi K posted:yes, how much is it worth? i drank some pineapple juice so i bet it is worth more than average
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 17:05 |
you can donate your sperm to the proper receptacle, then
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 17:06 |
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I will donate my entire IRA, valued at a whopping $67.32, in exchange for getting to post my new project. My project: To do a funny thing on Youtube like wear a waffle for a hat or rant against the poors and have it go very viral. Goals: Famous. Rewards: I will take you all with me to the dizzying heights of celebrity status forever and ever.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 23:00 |
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when your site goes up i will use it to fund a better site fro a dollar less
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 23:09 |
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Maybe we can hold a fundraiser to fund the crowdfunding site.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 23:14 |
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i am shifting the paradigm by funding a sexy teen car wash with an orphanage.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 23:16 |
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OP I direct you to this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686051&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 read up to get some great tips on how to market your idea
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 23:19 |
Sappo569 posted:OP I direct you to this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686051&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 ah we could bring back Johnny Turbo! gread idea sapper360
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 23:25 |
almost 1.5% of the way to our second stretch goal at $1.1920! the second stretch goal is a hot blonde cheerleader like the one from 17th grade @ your middle school that you knew back then, she has big tits now n wants to gently caress but only if you get me to the streth gould
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 15:18 |
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OP I am stealing your idea and calling it goon4under Original idea do not steal Applewhite posted:Also I need to Goonfund Applewhite Coins. Unlike some fascist OP's I will be kind and generous enough to allow your proprietary currency for a nominal fee
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 15:35 |
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Alan Smithee posted:OP I am stealing your idea and calling it goon4under "Nominal"? Sign me up!
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 15:40 |
oh and there is risks too, risk of geting too rich from goonfu4nd!
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 15:47 |
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Noyemi K posted:oh and there is risks too, risk of geting too rich from goonfu4nd! The fact that you tell it straight like that and are honest about the risks of your venture makes you extremely trustworthy to me.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 19:40 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 05:46 |
I 100% promise that there are no other risks donkey shows for everyone at the 3rd strech goel!
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:22 |