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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
i watched some fat chick wearing a mask ride a strap on attached to some kind of a chair that looks like a clothing mannequin or w/e and ppl were like abusing her in the chat

shits p. hosed up but i guess for money it's worth it

what do u think

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Skeletome
Feb 4, 2011

Tell them about the tournament!

at least your mums making money op :)

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

surprisingly little

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
the pay is okay but having to jerk off so long without finishing has given me postmature ejaculation

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Dyna Soar posted:

i watched some fat chick wearing a mask ride a strap on attached to some kind of a chair that looks like a clothing mannequin or w/e and ppl were like abusing her in the chat

shits p. hosed up but i guess for money it's worth it

what do u think

Dehumanize yourself in the face of a godless deterministic universe and accept the futility of all human endeavor

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
then there was some dude who was loving a surprisingly good looking chick and rthey went through like 5 different positions and the guy kept taking breaks to go type COME ON GUYS ONLY 10 MORE TOKENS AND ILL CUM and he seemed a bit desperate

people kept calling him limp dick in the chat

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
then there was some old lady with huge saggy boobs drinking tea and talkin gabout her cats and ppl had given her like 20 bucks

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
they did a study where they pulled the most common porn searches state by state and granny porn was at the top next to creampie pretty much everywhere
beats me man people want to gently caress old ladies and cum in them nobody talks about it but it's just the truth

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Cubone posted:

they did a study where they pulled the most common porn searches state by state and granny porn was at the top next to creampie pretty much everywhere
beats me man people want to gently caress old ladies and cum in them nobody talks about it but it's just the truth

i guess a lot of ppl want to gently caress their moms

ANGRYGREEK
May 3, 2007

If you meet the Storm Spirit on the lane, gank him.
I am dissapointed that this is not a chatting and masturbation thread, OP.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

ANGRYGREEK posted:

I am dissapointed that this is not a chatting and masturbation thread, OP.

be the change you wish to see in the thread

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Dyna Soar posted:

then there was some old lady with huge saggy boobs drinking tea and talkin gabout her cats and ppl had given her like 20 bucks

link plz

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Necros posted:

link plz

go to the chaturbate site and see for youreself, shes probably not online right now tho

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

RedHotKick posted:

at least your mums making money op :)

Yeah man at least she'll be able to help get op into a good two year community college.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Zombie Boat posted:

Yeah man at least she'll be able to help get op into a good two year community college.

p good burn there but education is free here, we'll be spending the money on taxes

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
how big is urs dicks?

ANGRYGREEK
May 3, 2007

If you meet the Storm Spirit on the lane, gank him.

Cubone posted:

be the change you wish to see in the thread

already doing the handneedful, what 'bout 'chu? *groan*

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Dyna Soar posted:

i watched some fat chick wearing a mask ride a strap on attached to some kind of a chair that looks like a clothing mannequin or w/e and ppl were like abusing her in the chat

shits p. hosed up but i guess for money it's worth it

what do u think

did u record it?


just asking u know.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Love will tear us apart again.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i have rigged a mechanical device to a huge phallic contraption with an onboard mounted camera which will penetrate me every time someone donates one dollar

IronLawnmower
Aug 28, 2014

Zzulu posted:

i have rigged a mechanical device to a huge phallic contraption with an onboard mounted camera which will penetrate me every time someone donates one dollar

Future of the internet.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.
No bb.

Tip or shut the gently caress up, nice guys tip, tip tippy tip tip tiperoo.

Absolutely...no bb.

The worst part of chaturbate are the ratchet hos that are obviously there for the money. "I need literally 6000 tokens for this top button. If I don't get a consistent stream of tokens, the top button will become rebuttoned upon the five minute mark." She'll have an army of fascist mods silencing any blues or cyans that step out of line. In this room, the greys aren't allowed to speak. It's like, bitch on the front page alone there is a chick stuffing a six speed transmission shifter up her cooch, three ladies from the Czech republic broadcasting from their separate places of employment, and a woman with size triple F breasts smothering a guy. Again all on the first page! They're doing it for free! Why do I want to pay you all these tokens for your top button? Don't get me wrong, those women are usually works of art, but yeah, no frigid money grubbers. People aren't there to hear them showcase their singing talents.

There are some true artists and cool ladies on that website though, realtalk. If for nothing else, just go for the people that are on there not naked, you can hear some surprisingly funny poo poo on there. I was browsing the cams and there was an absolutely gorgeous transwoman that looked identical to the aristocratic sibling Poppy Carlton, and I was like, "Sing "Everyone Knows it but Me" by Poppy Carlton!" She refused, but I swear, she could have pulled it off. Well, I guess in a way, some people really are there to hear them showcase their singing talents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2zVHq0NRM4


Remember. No bb.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Dyna Soar posted:

p good burn there but education is free here, we'll be spending the money on taxes

I still recommend education since you don't know how to use punctuation.

:iceburn:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


NurhacisUrn posted:

No bb.

Tip or shut the gently caress up, nice guys tip, tip tippy tip tip tiperoo.

Absolutely...no bb.

The worst part of chaturbate are the ratchet hos that are obviously there for the money. "I need literally 6000 tokens for this top button. If I don't get a consistent stream of tokens, the top button will become rebuttoned upon the five minute mark." She'll have an army of fascist mods silencing any blues or cyans that step out of line. In this room, the greys aren't allowed to speak. It's like, bitch on the front page alone there is a chick stuffing a six speed transmission shifter up her cooch, three ladies from the Czech republic broadcasting from their separate places of employment, and a woman with size triple F breasts smothering a guy. Again all on the first page! They're doing it for free! Why do I want to pay you all these tokens for your top button? Don't get me wrong, those women are usually works of art, but yeah, no frigid money grubbers. People aren't there to hear them showcase their singing talents.

There are some true artists and cool ladies on that website though, realtalk. If for nothing else, just go for the people that are on there not naked, you can hear some surprisingly funny poo poo on there. I was browsing the cams and there was an absolutely gorgeous transwoman that looked identical to the aristocratic sibling Poppy Carlton, and I was like, "Sing "Everyone Knows it but Me" by Poppy Carlton!" She refused, but I swear, she could have pulled it off. Well, I guess in a way, some people really are there to hear them showcase their singing talents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2zVHq0NRM4


Remember. No bb.

source your quotes

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


The worst part of chaturbate are the ratchet hos that are obviously there for the money.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Zombie Boat posted:

I still recommend education since you don't know how to use punctuation.

:iceburn:

im pretty sure my english is adequate for forums posting cos thats pretty much all i use it for

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

man I missing helping my friend do her little show on there, but she burned out on it. too bad too she was hot

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

LethalGeek posted:

man I missing helping my friend do her little show on there, but she burned out on it. too bad too she was hot

how much do fluffers get on chaturbate?

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Darth123123 posted:

how much do fluffers get on chaturbate?

I got $0 overall, so used

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
right now theres this chick on with a huge rear end & a hemp leaf tattooed on one rear end cheek bathing or something

shes in the tub and twerking or whatever its called

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


someone needs to make a goon only sex cam site. goonerbate

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

Beef Turret posted:

Dehumanize yourself in the face of a godless deterministic universe and accept the futility of all human endeavor

this but ironically

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
theres a chick shooting milk out of her tits into the camera what is this poo poo

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i wanna watch goons masturbate

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