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TOILETLORD posted:cake is good for 30 days frozen Pssshh, put some simple syrup in that bitch, it'll last a lifetime.
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bushisms.txt posted:Pssshh, put some simple syrup in that bitch, it'll last a lifetime. it's just what the boxes of frozen cake we are shipped say.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:41
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my hyperobese aunt at any given birthday party: *eyes the cake as it begins to be cut* "Hehe no, none for me thanks, I'd better not..." *continues carefully eying the cake being cut, heart rate and perspiration increases* "Well, maybe a tiny little piece wouldn't be too bad, huh? Hehe." *licks chops as the first pieces are handed out* "I'll take a corner piece."
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Jan 22, 2015 18:42
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The BBW girls I date would love to eat that cookie.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:43
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cake frosting = Crisco+powdered sugar+vanilla extract yum
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Jan 22, 2015 18:47
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Rando posted:cake frosting = Crisco+powdered sugar+vanilla extract doesn't taste like vanilla it taste like more sugary sugar.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:48
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They probably skipped the vanilla to save a penny.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:50
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TOILETLORD posted:it's just what the boxes of frozen cake we are shipped say. Legally they have to put a date on it. My culinary school was using cakes made in the 90s for their restaurant.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:54
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bushisms.txt posted:Legally they have to put a date on it. My culinary school was using cakes made in the 90s for their restaurant. Don't some idiots save wedding cake in their freezer to eat on their anniversaries?
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Jan 22, 2015 19:04
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Three Olives posted:
Pretty much like being gay. Except instead of an overwhelming urge to shove dicks into every orifice on your body, have an overwhelming urge to shove cake into every orifice on your body. You've pretty much got the experience already 
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Jan 22, 2015 19:06
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n4 posted:The BBW girls I date would love to eat that cookie. just dab some oreo frosting on your neck before you go to the bar and the Beebz will be all over you
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Jan 22, 2015 19:07
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i couldnt live with myself knowing my birthday cake was having better sex than i ever willJerry Mumphrey posted:just dab some oreo frosting on your neck before you go to the bar and the Beebz will be all over you
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Jan 22, 2015 19:13
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being fat is awesome except when you're shopping for clothes
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Jan 22, 2015 19:14
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wanna taste dat cake
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Jan 22, 2015 19:26
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Has anyone said that red velvet is the absolute worst, poo poo-tier cake? because red velvet is actually worse than that. put it directly into the trash
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Jan 23, 2015 00:18
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Chard posted:Has anyone said that red velvet is the absolute worst, poo poo-tier cake? because red velvet is actually worse than that. all poo poo is cake cake is pure poo poo
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Jan 23, 2015 00:19
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yeah but you can have a nice, solid poo poo without a lot of unpleasant odor that wipes cleanly, then you've got the runny "dog" diarrhea on the street that you accidentally step in and don't notice until after your job interview. red velvet is worse than the latter.
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Jan 23, 2015 00:21
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Chard posted:yeah but you can have a nice, solid poo poo without a lot of unpleasant odor that wipes cleanly, then you've got the runny "dog" diarrhea on the street that you accidentally step in and don't notice until after your job interview. red velvet is worse than the latter. sorry but red velvet ice creams with ice cream inside are worse because of even more inferior making susaffa
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Jan 23, 2015 00:21
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matrix ripoff posted:being fat is awesome except when you're shopping for clothes how do fat people sleep, i mean it must hurt a lot?
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Jan 23, 2015 00:25
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Rambling Robot posted:how do fat people sleep, i mean it must hurt a lot? I heard they have to sleep standing up or they might suffocate.
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Jan 23, 2015 00:27
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Post foodstuffs.
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Rambling Robot posted:how do fat people sleep, i mean it must hurt a lot? Very carefully!!!
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