I have a Fruit by the Foot fetish

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Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

I feel a need to post this. I don't know why, but I really want to share this weird fetish of mine.

It all started when I was eight years old. I was watching Saturday morning cartoons like any normal child, when I saw this commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iSVseyuRpg
This commercial gave me a tiny boy boner.

Ever since then, I had the strangest desire for Fruit by the Foot. Whenever a kid at lunch was eating one, I would stare and carress my crotch until I jizzed my undies.

As an adult, I have learned how to integrate the snack into my sexual exploits. Before I masturbate, I unwind a roll of it. I then coil the unwound snack around my erect cock. From there I jack off furiously while watching youtube Fruit by the Foot commercial compiliations. After I cum, I slurp up the jizz-covered snack like a wet noodle.

You think this would be enough to satisfy me, but no. I still needed more. I wanted to get my girlfriends involved.
I found that Fruit by the Foot did not work well with the vagina, so instead I opted to use Fruit Rollups. After unwraping the Fruit Rollup, I shove it in my partner's pussy. I don't bother unrolling it. I then proceed to gently caress her. Sometimes I use Fruit by the Foot to tie her to the bed.

Does anyone else have weird fetishes like this?

# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:48

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TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

DaveSplitter posted:

I feel a need to post this. I don't know why, but I really want to share this weird fetish of mine.

It all started when I was eight years old. I was watching Saturday morning cartoons like any normal child, when I saw this commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iSVseyuRpg
This commercial gave me a tiny boy boner.

Ever since then, I had the strangest desire for Fruit by the Foot. Whenever a kid at lunch was eating one, I would stare and carress my crotch until I jizzed my undies.

As an adult, I have learned how to integrate the snack into my sexual exploits. Before I masturbate, I unwind a roll of it. I then coil the unwound snack around my erect cock. From there I jack off furiously while watching youtube Fruit by the Foot commercial compiliations. After I cum, I slurp up the jizz-covered snack like a wet noodle.

You think this would be enough to satisfy me, but no. I still needed more. I wanted to get my girlfriends involved.
I found that Fruit by the Foot did not work well with the vagina, so instead I opted to use Fruit Rollups. After unwraping the Fruit Rollup, I shove it in my partner's pussy. I don't bother unrolling it. I then proceed to gently caress her. Sometimes I use Fruit by the Foot to tie her to the bed.

Does anyone else have weird fetishes like this?

so you are the LA beast

# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:48

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

would be fun to gently caress her while unwrapping and read all the interesting facts coming out

ps- someone post the art where the woman reads the scroll being pulled out of her vagina

# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:53

Backcountry: Jan 16, 2009

Have you tried sticking it in your butt?

# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:56

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

Too weird for me, OP, I'm a skittles man

# ? Jan 22, 2015 19:59

NurhacisUrn: Jul 18, 2013; All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

DaveSplitter posted:

I feel a need to post this. I don't know why, but I really want to share this weird fetish of mine.

It all started when I was eight years old. I was watching Saturday morning cartoons like any normal child, when I saw this commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iSVseyuRpg
This commercial gave me a tiny boy boner.

Ever since then, I had the strangest desire for Fruit by the Foot. Whenever a kid at lunch was eating one, I would stare and carress my crotch until I jizzed my undies.

As an adult, I have learned how to integrate the snack into my sexual exploits. Before I masturbate, I unwind a roll of it. I then coil the unwound snack around my erect cock. From there I jack off furiously while watching youtube Fruit by the Foot commercial compiliations. After I cum, I slurp up the jizz-covered snack like a wet noodle.

You think this would be enough to satisfy me, but no. I still needed more. I wanted to get my girlfriends involved.
I found that Fruit by the Foot did not work well with the vagina, so instead I opted to use Fruit Rollups. After unwraping the Fruit Rollup, I shove it in my partner's pussy. I don't bother unrolling it. I then proceed to gently caress her. Sometimes I use Fruit by the Foot to tie her to the bed.

Does anyone else have weird fetishes like this?

Seems like a lot of effort. Edible underwear is basically fruit rollup/ Fruit by the foot, etc.

# ? Jan 22, 2015 20:02

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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watching a commercial full of children gave you a hard on

okay

# ? Jan 22, 2015 20:08

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

baby ruth fetishes are hosed up

# ? Jan 22, 2015 20:09

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

i cant even remember whats inside a baby ruth because its not a snickers twix payday or milkyway

# ? Jan 22, 2015 20:14

Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

This is kind of off topic, but does anyone have experience with using pizza grease as a personal lubricant?

# ? Jan 23, 2015 00:04

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

gary oldmans diary posted:

i cant even remember whats inside a baby ruth because its not a snickers twix payday or milkyway

peanuts, caramel, and that thick white 'nugat' that's stiffer and better than a snickers one. Baby Ruth's are pro tier bars

# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:03

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Somehow my mind read that as "Fruit of the Loom"

Me too, OP

# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:04

fanged wang: Nov 1, 2014; by Ralp

all kidding aside dont put sweets inside of a vagina savory foodstuffs only

# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:09

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

DaveSplitter posted:

tiny boy boner.

yes I'm here about the

# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:14

pant pant: Nov 5, 2013

china bot posted:

Too weird for me, OP, I'm a skittles man

What's the sexiest skittles color?

# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:39

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

come to think of it, i'd eat a fruit by the foot out of a pussy

# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:39

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

pant pant posted:

What's the sexiest skittles color?

the mysterious white insides

# ? Jan 23, 2015 04:07

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

here op, I found this for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVmR5xMB_lI

# ? Jan 23, 2015 04:15

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

china bot posted:

Too weird for me, OP, I'm a skittles man

i too prefer to taste the rainbow, if you know what i mean, op

# ? Jan 23, 2015 04:40

old fat bird: Oct 27, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I have a Fruit AND a Foot Fetish but they're not codependent like that

# ? Jan 23, 2015 04:41

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Frog Act posted:

come to think of it, i'd eat a fruit by the foot out of a pussy

I'm so doing this

# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:01

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Big Beef City posted:

peanuts, caramel, and that thick white 'nugat' that's stiffer and better than a snickers one. Baby Ruth's are pro tier bars

baby ruth and reese's fast break are the only candy bars i go out of my way to eat

reese's fast break is cheating though cause it's a loving reese's candy bar, nobody stands a chance against that

# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:07

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