(not)Solving first world problems using Minecraft player logic.

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Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

Let's try and solve this list of first world problems, but lets only use skills that a veteran Minecraft Player would know.

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My wallet won't close because there's too much money in it

Craft some chests, noob!

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Spotting someone wearing the same outfit as you

Change your loving skin.

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Stepping on something wet while wearing socks

Minecraft players don't have feet, they just have stubs with shoes painted on them.

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Sky+ recordings clashing

STOP BEING A loving SKY FAN. YOU LIKE BUDDER? WELL BUDDER UP YO rear end FOR SKY'S VOXEL SHRIMP DICK!!!

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Batteries going in the Sky remote

I HOPE YUO GET RAPED BY A SQUID YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!

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Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

can only stack 64 porkchops at a time, my inventory is full

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Ragtime Cthulhu: Dec 11, 2014

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Lack of clean, potable water

Just build an infinite water source, a hole three blocks long, bucket of water on either side, take water from the middle. Duh

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GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

ive never played minecraft. anyway thats my story

# ? Jan 24, 2015 04:36

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

eat chicken, beef, pork, and cakes until your at full health

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Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

Okay, I'm straying off topic here, but I figured that it's okay since I'm the OP. Am I a pedo if I enjoy zexyzek's youtube videos?

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Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

who is zexyzek?

# ? Jan 24, 2015 04:48

Ragtime Cthulhu: Dec 11, 2014

DaveSplitter posted:

Okay, I'm straying off topic here, but I figured that it's okay since I'm the OP. Am I a pedo if I enjoy zexyzek's youtube videos?

Depends on the context in which you are using the term "enjoy"

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whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

the gently caress is this poo poo

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NurhacisUrn: Jul 18, 2013; All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

I don't like these big noses always hoarding all the emeralds.

*builds a netherrack swastika and lights it on their yard*

# ? Jan 24, 2015 04:52

Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

Salt Fish posted:

who is zexyzek?

You have to use the youtube search function, I think it's at the top of the page, but you never know with the way youtube's layout changes.

Ragtime Cthulhu posted:

Depends on the context in which you are using the term "enjoy"

I like it when he spawns hundreds of ghasts all over noob players.

# ? Jan 24, 2015 05:00

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

DaveSplitter posted:

You have to use the youtube search function, I think it's at the top of the page, but you never know with the way youtube's layout changes.

I like it when he spawns hundreds of ghasts all over noob players.

No, just tell me.

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

the solustions to build a featureless box because thats all you can do in nerdcraft!! lmao

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Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

there is not enough gas to contain this abomination of a thread

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