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May 31, 2006






What's your favorite way Mr. L. Jackson died?

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Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
I think we just covered like 2 out of the 3-5 on screen Sam deaths.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aQ9two44Nw

NurhacisUrn fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Jan 24, 2015

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Taste the Rainbugh posted:



What's your favorite way Mr. L. Jackson died?

You think shark death beats T-Rex death? Are you loving 14? Were you even alive when Jurassic Park came out?

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Captain Candiru posted:

I think we just covered like 2 out of the 3-5 on screen Sam deaths.

dang dude you are good as gently caress at counting

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
motherfucking mutant shark jumping out of motherfucking pool

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Hobohemian posted:

You think shark death beats T-Rex death? Are you loving 14? Were you even alive when Jurassic Park came out?

Actually it was a Velociraptor :eng101:

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

dang dude you are good as gently caress at counting

Maybe you should go to college and learn a thing or two, too.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Zeike posted:

Actually it was a Velociraptor :eng101:

Whatever, dinosaur death trumps stupid fish death.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



sharks and dinosaurs are basically the same thing. why are you guys arguing?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Business Gorillas posted:

sharks and dinosaurs are basically the same thing. why are you guys arguing?

I'm arguing because I don't know what the gently caress killed Newman. Was that even a real dinosaur? What did they call those?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Hobohemian posted:

I'm arguing because I don't know what the gently caress killed Newman. Was that even a real dinosaur? What did they call those?

yeah that dinosaur was real go watch the fuckin movie to find out the name lmao

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
I think he died in goodfellas, I pick that one because it's an obscure death in a great movie

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
He died in do the right thing when spike lee told him that video killed the radio star.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

He died when that emo Skywalker kid got all angsty, and he jumped out the window to escape the endless whining.

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




Hobohemian posted:

You think shark death beats T-Rex death? Are you loving 14? Were you even alive when Jurassic Park came out?

I'm 57 years old

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Captain Candiru posted:

I think we just covered like 2 out of the 3-5 on screen Sam deaths.

17 deaths I never said on screen


5802 7.6 8 1. Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Shot to death (off-camera), along with everybody else in the chapel at the wedding.
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430 5.9 6.5 2. Basic (2003)
One of these three ways (didn't really as all versions told by these characters are later revealed as untrue, but worth adding):
(1) According to Dunbar's (Brian van Holt) initial version, Samuel is shot by Pike (Taye Diggs). (2) According to Kendal (Giovanni Ribisi), Samuel is shot by Dunbar. (3) According to Dunbar's revised version, Samuel is shot by Mueller (Dash Mihok).
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7134 7.2 8 3. Jurassic Park (1993)
Eaten by a raptor while going to reset breakers, only his arm was found by Dr. Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern).
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818 4.7 4.8 4. The Spirit (2008)
Gets blown up by the Spirit (Gabriel Macht). However, Octupus' (Samuel) finger is crawling away in the end, which Sand Saref (Eva Mendes) picks up and says "Who knows what I'll do". So he may not be completely dead.
Alaskarian's rating:


216 5 5.2 5. Twisted (2004)
Shot in the chest by Jessica Shepard (Ashley Judd) as John (Samuel) is about to kill Mike Delmarco (Andy Garcia).

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270 7.2 7.5 6. Menace II Society (1993)
Dies in a drug deal gone bad.
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1227 5.2 5.8 7. Deep, Blue Sea (1999)
Eaten by a shark while giving a pep talk on how to survive ... beautiful.
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4711 6.8 7.7 8. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Thrown from a window by a barrage of energy from the Supreme Chancellor Palpatine (Ian McDiarmid), this was after Anakin (Hayden Christensen) cut off his hand.
Alaskarian's rating:


2423 7.2 7.5 9. Jackie Brown (1997)
Shot in the chest by Ray Nicolette (Michael Keaton) in Max Cherry's (Robert Forster) office.
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1524 7.5 8 10. True Romance (1993)
Shot in the chest with a shotgun during a drug deal, he was doublecrossed.
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3566 8.3 8.7 11. GoodFellas (1990)
Shot in the head by Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)
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258 6.5 6.5 12. Jungle Fever (1991)
Shot in the stomach by his father and dies in the arms of this mother.
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324 7.1 7.3 13. Hard Eight (1996)
Shot to death by Sydney (Philip Baker Hall)
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68 6.6 7.3 14. Eve's Bayou (1997)
Shot to death by Lenny Mereaux (Roger Guenveur Smith) by the railroad tracks as a train passes. His daughter's, Eve Batiste (Jurnee Smollett), reaction is the only thing we can see.

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246 6.4 6.7 15. 187 (1997)
Shoots himself in the head when some teen gang members force him to play Russian roulette.
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399 5.9 6.2 16. Lakeview Terrace (2008)
Abel (Samuel) shoots Chris Mattson (Patrick Wilson) after Chris riles him by talking about his dead wife, but is then gunned down by his fellow police officers on the scene.
Alaskarian's rating:


919 6.1 6.6 17. The Other Guys (2010)
He dies in a spectacular fall with his partner Chris Danson (Dwayne Johnson).
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TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008

:iceburn:

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