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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
I must confessage
I made a mess-age
Upon your dressage
With my penis

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

are you john lillison

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Prolly, yeah

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Nice poem

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Everyone can write poetry. But just make sure it can't be used as evidence.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I will
I will not
Drop that letter in the letter box

What words are on it?
What does it say?
It says it says
"I'm gay"

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Does anyone like my poem?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i like it you can tell the rhythm from the words it fits together well and has a known phrase as a climax 4 out of 5 from me thanks dfor sharing

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

mysterious frankie posted:

I must confessage
I made a mess-age
Upon your dressage
With my penis
play that sax bill

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
I'd add another "it says" on its own line before "I'm gay"

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Good call. Thanks, lads

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
There once was a man from Nantucket
His name was Tim

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

mysterious frankie posted:

There once was a man from Nantucket
His name was Tim

Tim Johnson? That fucker stole my car. Tell him to give it back.

It looks kinda like this, but not as nice.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Lo

Ohio is below us

And

As we fly

I whisper to you

"I'm bi"

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




mysterious frankie posted:

I must confessage
I made a mess-age
Upon your dressage
With my penis

Bill Clinton?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Poetry?
more like
poe
try hard

am '
I
right?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Black on White

"We must secure the existence of our people
and a future for White Children"
I watch
Black muscles straining with passion
Black buttocks glistening with sweat
Black man loving my (white) wife

"Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman
must not perish from the earth"
He moans
as his mighty black cock
shoots long streams of white cum
like a throbbing veiny Maxim gun

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW
Shall I compare thee to a cuckèd gay?
I am a retard and my posts are bad.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

This is not a poem

Poems don't
have to rhyme
They're just
supposed
to be creative

Extraordinary Perdition
Nov 7, 2007

Neukoln19 posted:

Does anyone like my poem?

Your poem was mope as dope.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as a tree
Unless the empty space between the letters in the poem
We're arranged so that when you looked at the poem
You saw Scarlett Johansson dressed like Marilyn Monroe
And she has one tit hanging out
That poem would beat any loving tree
Hands down
No question

I mean, seriously

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
This is a haiku
It is a better poem
than your piece of poo poo

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
roses are red
violeyts are blue
i read this thread
:siren: i have to poop :siren:

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

mysterious frankie posted:

I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as a tree
Unless the empty space between the letters in the poem
We're arranged so that when you looked at the poem
You saw Scarlett Johansson dressed like Marilyn Monroe
And she has one tit hanging out
That poem would beat any loving tree
Hands down
No question

I mean, seriously

you should call this one Poet-tree

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