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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
horny ppl only. others..get out lol.
what are your fantasies gbs, what gets you off, what is your top xhamster search word?

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gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
I love the bbc c***, OP.

BOY EAT A ASS OUT
Jan 25, 2015

i wanna gently caress

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
anyone wanna noncon rp? please say no

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
eye want 2 bone right now

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

gay sewer monster posted:

I love the bbc c***, OP.

this is like atm machine

Father_Johann
Aug 28, 2008
I'm gay

And horny.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
I want to have sex with a guy I meet in a bar and then have him send me home in an Uber that he paid for because he is like I have to go to work tomorrow, get out, because I love feeling like a cheap whore..

Wait this is me this morning. :(

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
i like big booty bitches

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

im planning on being hornry later this afternoon.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Three Olives posted:

I want to have sex with a guy I meet in a bar and then have him send me home in an Uber that he paid for because he is like I have to go to work tomorrow, get out, because I love feeling like a cheap whore..

Wait this is me this morning. :(

LOL!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Three Olives posted:

I want to have sex with a guy I meet in a bar and then have him send me home in an Uber that he paid for because he is like I have to go to work tomorrow, get out, because I love feeling like a cheap whore..

Wait this is me this morning. :(

owned

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

serious norman posted:

horny ppl only. others..get out lol.
what are your fantasies gbs, what gets you off, what is your top xhamster search word?

my top search term is BOY EAT A rear end OUT

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
One-titted bitches get me off op. Cancer, birth defect, accident, genetic anomaly-none of that poo poo matters long as I hit them single titties. Loneliest titties there are, til I make the scene.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

To say I that like boobs and butts is putting it mildly.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I find Women attractive.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
I am seriously enamored of sexual congress.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

lets just say i have over 50 bbw nudist tumblrs bookmarked ;)

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

guess waht im doingh

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

toggle posted:

lets just say i have over 50 bbw nudist tumblrs bookmarked ;)

um............ linkm pls...........

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

Three Olives posted:

I want to have sex with a guy I meet in a bar and then have him send me home in an Uber that he paid for because he is like I have to go to work tomorrow, get out, because I love feeling like a cheap whore..

Wait this is me this morning. :(

Did he wrap it up before jamming it up (your butt)?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Three Olives posted:

I want to have sex with a guy I meet in a bar and then have him send me home in an Uber that he paid for because he is like I have to go to work tomorrow, get out, because I love feeling like a cheap whore..

Wait this is me this morning. :(

hey bro do you go c2c man2man are you a cockrub wariror

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

nomadologique posted:

this is like atm machine

put your pin number in to get the bcc cock from the artm machines

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
i get off on bad threads started by sadsack virgins

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
at exactly this time, one week from now, i will be having sex. i have mixed feelings about that.

Butthead
May 31, 2011
I like it when the womenz take their shoes and socks off.

Extraordinary Perdition
Nov 7, 2007

Three Olives posted:

I want to have sex with a guy I meet in a bar and then have him send me home in an Uber that he paid for because he is like I have to go to work tomorrow, get out, because I love feeling like a cheap whore..

Wait this is me this morning. :(

The Uber of shame.
Eh, beats walking.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
13/f/cali

<3

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
I put on my robe and wizard hat

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew-FnPkepOY

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Butthead posted:

I like it when the womenz take their shoes and socks off.

:frogon:

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
this threads makeing me horney!!!!!!!!!!!

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