|
We'd like $5,000 for 100% of our company. We sell shot glasses glued inside a tumbler to frat boys so they can do jager bombs without banging their teeth.
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 16:51
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 26, 2024 18:44 |
|
|
Ever wished you could warm up your jerky while walking around? Well I've got four words for you: Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes.
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 16:56
|
|
|
Hi I'm Mandingo, and today I'm looking for a 50,000 dollar investment for a 20% stake in my company, Mandingo Dryers. *Mark can't stop staring at his pants*
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 18:31
|
|
|
hi my product is absolute poo poo and i am surprised anyone would want to invest in it but you are going to invest on my terms so 121,291 dollars at 23.12 percent.
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 18:44
|
|
|
Woman: "Hi, I'm X and I made a company that does Y" Mark: "That seems like a good investment, I'll give you $50.000 for 20%" Barbara: "Don't listen to Mark, we girls have got to stick together, I'll offer you $20.000 for 40% but I'm a woman, so I understand this market"
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 18:47
|
|
|
Camoes posted:Woman: "Hi, I'm X and I made a company that does Y" FUBU guy: I AM OUT.
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 18:48
|
|
Camoes posted:Barbara: "Don't listen to Mark, we girls have got to stick together, I'll offer you $20.000 for 40% but I'm a woman, so I understand this market" she's the only shark I don't like
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 18:50
|
|
|
Someone presenting whatever. Lori: "I'll put that on QVC and we'll sell millions!" x infinity I mean, she's right, but it gets kind of boring.
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 18:54
|
|
Camoes posted:Someone presenting whatever. "The minute you walked in here, I knew this was a winner!"
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 19:02
|
|
|
I'm looking for an investment of $50,000 for 69% of the company. I have created a small box that, at any moment, will bring LF back.
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 19:22
|
|
|
Noyemi K posted:I can see the market for it, but I have to be passionate about products I invest in, and I'm just not passionate about this, so I'm out. It's a sponge, but with a smiley face on it!
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 19:37
|
|
|
"Our business is called Cupmakes. We started it in 2009 in a small storefront in San Fransisco and we want to take this store nationwide. We now have 3 store between San Fran, Portland and Seattle. It's an artisan cupcake shoppe franchise that we think can be the next Subway. Nothing is more relaxing and fulfilling than the taste and feel of a warm pillowy cupcake straight out of the oven. Our Cupmake artists will allow customers to tell what ingredients they want in their cupcakes, we'll mix them together, and cook them for them on demand while they wait. We feel $600K in exchange for 25% of the company is a fair value."
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 20:03
|
|
|
I'm the guy who has bankrupted his family to fund his terrible invention and I was only put on the show so Kevin can yell at me
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 20:07
|
|
|
Does this show ever have a middleground between someone with a really dumb idea and no customers asking for way too much money and someone with an already successful product and business just looking for a loan to expand things getting offers of tiny sums in exchange for huge chunks of ownership? The show feels more like a documentary on how easy it is to make money while contributing nothing to the world just by already having money.
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 20:29
|
|
|
im that violin sound that plays anytime the contestant fucks up
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 20:31
|
|
|
"Our product is an Sphincter Sweep. It's a very fine, disposable and soft presoaped and lubricated anal cleansing tool to that gives a fresher and fuller cleaning sensation that soap and water enemas can provide on their own."
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 20:37
|
|
|
it's a PILL that gives WORMS to EX-GIRLFRIENDS
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 21:02
|
|
|
JediTalentAgent posted:"Our business is called Cupmakes. We started it in 2009 in a small storefront in San Fransisco and we want to take this store nationwide. We now have 3 store between San Fran, Portland and Seattle. It's an artisan cupcake shoppe franchise that we think can be the next Subway. Nothing is more relaxing and fulfilling than the taste and feel of a warm pillowy cupcake straight out of the oven. Our Cupmake artists will allow customers to tell what ingredients they want in their cupcakes, we'll mix them together, and cook them for them on demand while they wait.  "I could hire any loving hipster to make the same Goddamn cupcakes. Why should I waste my time with you? Time is money"
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 21:33
|
|
|
"Have you heard of a thing called 'crypto-currency?'"
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 21:35
|
|
|
im going to be a professional poster on the internet forums SOmethingawful.com and i will open a poll that lets u indicate your sexual preference for 5 cents, with unlikmited amount of reposts. I am willing to sell this idea to you for the small price of 50,000 dollars for a 10% stake.
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 21:56
|
|
|
Lets get Kevin O'Leary to join and post on SA 100,000k for a 10% stake in this venture
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 22:50
|
|
|
Only if he brings along Robert Herjavec to call a hippie loser.
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 23:54
|
|
|
f
Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jan 27, 2015 |
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2015 23:59
|
|
|
b
Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jan 27, 2015 |
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2015 00:42
|
|
|
g
Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jan 27, 2015 |
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2015 00:42
|
|
TNG posted:Only if he brings along Robert Herjavec to call a hippie loser. What Robert would probably do is spend 100% of his time telling you how Croatian he is
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2015 01:26
|
|
|
Noyemi K posted:What Robert would probably do is spend 100% of his time telling you how Croatian he is And talking about how his family had such humble begins, then getting all teary eyed.
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2015 01:42
|
|
|
I mean I like Robert but he's like that guy you know who happens to have Irish ancestry and won't shut the gently caress up about it
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2015 01:53
|
|
|
Alan Smithee posted:
That's true, so that's why our service and branding is the key difference. Starbucks grew from humble beginnings as 'just' a coffee shoppe. We don't just envision this as a company that makes food and provides food service, but we're also working with talented artists in branching out into making our 'brand' the Starbucks of boutique bakeries. Our current japanese-inspired 'ka-why' logo alone shows a large amount of popularity, much like the Starbuck's mermaid. We feel that we can grow an audience of buyers who wouldn't just buy our cupcakes, but with aggressive expansion we could explode our brand into a status symbol that people would desire to buy things like Cupmakes merchandise, items like hats, mugs. In addition, with increased market presence we feel that we'd be able to develop promotional partnerships with film, book, and music entities.
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2015 03:53
|
|
|
"I'm here today to promote a device my husband and I have worked on for the last several years. Right now, we're calling it "The C-Cup Maker". Just like the popularity of the K-Cup with its single serving coffee that went from a novelty to the norm, we feel the C-Cups System will revolutionize snacking in the same way. Basically, it's poised to become the grown-up version of the Easy-Bake Oven: You buy a prefilled C-Cup instant at your local store, put it in the machine, add water and through 3 different types of heating systems and our own patented safe and recyclable C-Cups, you can have a single serving hot brownie, muffin, or cake produced in as little as 5 minutes without the muss and fuss traditional mixing, baking, and turning on the oven. It takes up very little counterspace, very energy efficient compared to an oven, and we already have prototypes of 12 different C-Cup instant mixes that have been cooking as I've been describing it to you. We'd like $1.5M in exchange for 20% of the business."
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2015 04:02
|
|
JediTalentAgent posted:"I'm here today to promote a device my husband and I have worked on for the last several years. Right now, we're calling it "The C-Cup Maker". Just like the popularity of the K-Cup with its single serving coffee that went from a novelty to the norm, we feel the C-Cups System will revolutionize snacking in the same way. I'f like to give you $1.5M for 150% of the business, contingent on taking this to the big bakery goods guys and getting a licensing deal.
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2015 09:58
|
|
|
I am here to present to you my designer makeup line. "Apheta Mine" We are seeking a $3,000,000 investment for 41% of the company. Ampheta Mine is more than mere makeup. It is a powder foundation that comes in several skin tones and 'flavors.' These flavors could really be explained better as highs. Ampheta Mine makeups are made from...you guessed it. Powdered amphetamines. Our team of chemists have developed a series of patented analogues for the worlds most popular illicit drugs and converted them into a safe, reliable, and discreet powder form that is water soluble, and can be consumed trans-dermally, sub-lingually, via insufflation or ingestion, as well as intravenously. They are all designed to have no overdose threshold, unreasonably unattainable LD-50, and no contraindications. Our Gross sales for 6 months of operation are $2,000,000 at an 87% profit margin. Based on customer satisfaction and survey data we project 290% sustainable growth over the course of our next 3 quarters.
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2015 10:16
|
|
|
"I'm Karla, and this is my partner, Ted. We're here looking for investors for our awesome and innovative fetish-themed line of funeral goods and services we call "Fifty Shades of Graves". We feel that it's important for people in the alternative lifestyle communities to be able to that lifestyle into unto death. We feel $75K for a 10% investment in the company is a fair price. To show off our products, I've put Ted into our 'Ramses' set, which is a ball gag, gold-plated chastity belt, and wrapped head to toe in an immobile state. Unlike our normal package, this one has been equipped with a breathing tube... breathing tube... Where is the... oh poo poo! TED?! TED! OH, poo poo!"
|
|
#
?
Jan 28, 2015 04:30
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 26, 2024 18:44 |
|
|
I'm Jeff Foxworthy and I am OUT. Of the show. I don't even know what I'm doing here.
|
|
#
?
Jan 28, 2015 05:03
|
|
