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humans have to have big dicks to accommodate the massive human vagina that has to push out a human baby head, which is colossal i know a lot about vaginas because i am, in fact, a vagina
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Dolphin posted:humans have to have big dicks to accommodate the massive human vagina that has to push out a human baby head, which is colossal THIS IS WHY im gay.
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Jan 25, 2015 20:17
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Dolphin posted:humans have to have big dicks to accommodate the massive human vagina that has to push out a human baby head, which is colossal I enjoyed this post and am quoting it so others may enjoy it as well
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Jan 25, 2015 20:18
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Dolphin posted:humans have to have big dicks to accommodate the massive human vagina that has to push out a human baby head, which is colossal when you think about it this really makes sense
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Jan 25, 2015 20:19
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Jan 26, 2015 00:16
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 meet oliver, he had to be moved because he wanted to gently caress his trainer and didn't like other chimps
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Jan 26, 2015 00:48
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jane goodall loved to suck chimp cock
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Jan 26, 2015 01:00
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Jan 26, 2015 01:36
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It's true that humans have the biggest dicks but chimps have gigantic balls, like the size of oranges. There's a direct correlation between promiscuity and ball size in primates, which means chimps are huge sluts with melon balls, gorillas have tiny little raisin balls to go with their hilarious micropenises and human balls are somewhere in the middle. I forget about Orangutans but I do remember that orangutan males are horrible rapists. That is everything I learned while getting my Anthropology degree, okay bye
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Jan 26, 2015 01:42
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nice degree in ape nuts
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Jan 26, 2015 01:43
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why they got no dicks??
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Jan 26, 2015 01:50
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just some kinda blurry blurr
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gibbons got some fuckin big hands, really wanna do that "if your palm is bigger than your face it means you have cancer" to a gibbons because his dumb little head would get smushed edit: quote:Pizzle, an archaic English word for penis, of Low German or Dutch origin, is now used to denote the penis of a non-human animal.[citation needed] awww pizzle is the cutest dick-related word I've ever heard Gatekeeper fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Jan 26, 2015 |
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