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Why should I be interested in Sarah Palin's daughter's fecal habits?
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Jan 26, 2015 14:41
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Thanks op, my last movement was some number 1s and a number 2, gotta say the wiping advice was spot on just a question about the flatulence, when will it go away? I've been farting all morning at work and its getting a nuisance if its any help i had a big bowl of oats for brekkie this morning tia.
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Jan 26, 2015 15:05
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Thanks op, my last movement was some number 1s and a number 2, gotta say the wiping advice was spot on just a question about the flatulence, when will it go away? I've been farting all morning at work and its getting a nuisance if its any help i had a big bowl of oats for brekkie this morning tia. there hasn't been sufficient research on the relation of the different bristol categories and flatulence, so i suggest you start a fart and poop diary
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Jan 26, 2015 15:11
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Dyna Soar posted:there hasn't been sufficient research on the relation of the different bristol categories and flatulence, so i suggest you start a fart and poop diary Last time i tried that my poop diary thread was ironically 'gassed'. My farts smell of off milk if it helps any.
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Jan 26, 2015 15:13
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Missing Type 8 - Op's posts.
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Jan 26, 2015 15:15
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honestly types 2 and 3 are the same thing, its the same poo poo (pun intended)
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Jan 26, 2015 15:20
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sketch_nimrod posted:honestly types 2 and 3 are the same thing, its the same poo poo (pun intended) Not at all, type 2 is a more soggy poop and type 3 dry hence the cracks on the surface and straining required.
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Jan 26, 2015 15:22
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if you aren't straining you aren't making GBS threads
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Jan 26, 2015 15:26
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I get Type 3s with zero straining and one wipe. Truly, I have the superior colon.
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Jan 26, 2015 15:28
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Cthulu Carl posted:Missing Type 8 - Op's posts.
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Jan 26, 2015 15:29
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BINGO!
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Jan 26, 2015 17:27
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op, i guess this is your dream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oa2b33qfzU
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Jan 26, 2015 22:18
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Rambling Robot posted:op, i guess this is your dream: 
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Jan 26, 2015 22:24
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 your chart is missing one bristol
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Jan 26, 2015 22:25
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Rambling Robot posted:op, i guess this is your dream: i have no idea what i just watched but nnnnope
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Jan 26, 2015 22:29
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I too wish to be eaten by large anthropomorphic beasts but I can't find anyone who's ggg and down with my kink
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Jan 26, 2015 22:35
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here is my scale 1- the concrete mixer - this is a heavy and foamy, it rips the hairs from you butthole 2- the jackhammer - this is the one where you jack off while its coming out slowly and extending your anus 3- the golden b.b. - this is the one where it shoots out a bunch of quick bullets and splashes go into your rectum 4. the grease fire - this is the hot squats where you have to go squat in the bathtub it burns and it suceks 5. the white feather - this is the perfect poop. a one wiper with no odor (10/10 would recommend)
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Jan 26, 2015 22:38
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I'm usually at a Type 3 or Type 6, but today I had a dank Type 4. Never had a Type 1...
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Jan 26, 2015 22:39
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dad gay. so what posted:here is my scale what about the one where you have to wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and its like your wiping a magic marker
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Jan 26, 2015 22:44
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Rambling Robot posted:op, i guess this is your dream: Well, now this is on my "I watched this, so suggest more videos like it" list. Also, why is type 5 the most desirable? Type 3-4 is the healthiest.
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Jan 26, 2015 23:10
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This chart is wrong, #2 gives you marker anus and #4 is a clean wipe I want my loving money back
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Jan 26, 2015 23:16
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Noyemi K posted:This chart is wrong, #2 gives you marker anus and #4 is a clean wipe I feel like the correlation between stool type and wipe type is not so strong. Like, there's times I'm convinced I'm going to have to deal with a magic marker, and then POOF, clean, dry as a bone.
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Jan 26, 2015 23:22
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this one is even worse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_2313187001&feature=iv&src_vid=YlEgEF9moDQ&v=ww_R1egCFwcI feel sorry for kids who stumble upon this garbage.
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Jan 27, 2015 00:40
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Cyril Sneer posted:I feel like the correlation between stool type and wipe type is not so strong. Like, there's times I'm convinced I'm going to have to deal with a magic marker, and then POOF, clean, dry as a bone. modern stool research is heading in this direction but the delay between journal publications is so long that it won't be until the poop con 2015 proceedings are published that we'll see a shift in the mainstream theory google for dairy content vs anal refuse composition in lactose intolerant subjects, it has a pretty comprehensive critique of standard wipe theory
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Jan 27, 2015 03:42
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Don't get me wrong, I have dropped a Type 6, but who the gently caress drops a 5 and is happy with it gross
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Jan 27, 2015 03:46
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I think it's generally agreed among professional defecators that a bristol type 3 is ideal. with correct peristalsis there should be no straining and a pleasurable sensation against the prostate
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Jan 27, 2015 04:15
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psyllium husk is your friend
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Jan 27, 2015 04:19
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etalian posted:psyllium husk is your friend lol yeah if you like farting and fibrous ropey poops get some methyl cellulose and poop like the pros
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Jan 27, 2015 04:28
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you irl posted:lol yeah if you like farting and fibrous ropey poops how is it different aren't they both bulking agents?
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Jan 27, 2015 04:32
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etalian posted:how is it different aren't they both bulking agents? psyllium is partially digested by gut flora
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Jan 27, 2015 04:36
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it depends what load you run tbh, i have my flora overclocked so i see more volume than casual poopers, but it means increased gas with some fibers
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Jan 27, 2015 04:38
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poo click: http://www.vox.com/2015/1/22/7871579/poop-feces
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Jan 27, 2015 05:21
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Dyna Soar posted:
0-1 wipes
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Jan 27, 2015 07:24
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better alternative:
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a bay
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