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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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gently caress, marry, kill:


Oprah. Queen of England. Felicity Smoak.

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I've never understood this dumb 4chan hypothetical

do I still get to gently caress the person I marry? what If I don't want to get married? do I get in trouble for killing someone? so many questions.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Linux Pirate posted:

I've never understood this dumb 4chan hypothetical

do I still get to gently caress the person I marry? what If I don't want to get married? do I get in trouble for killing someone? so many questions.

dude its like a 30 year old schoolyard thing not a 4chan thing

jeez, some goons

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

thought this was gonna be a thread about ISIS and little girls

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Cursed Lumberjack posted:

dude its like a 30 year old schoolyard thing not a 4chan thing

jeez, some goons


how did you go to school with 4channers 30 years ago?

e: still haven't had my questions answered

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
I would google Felicty Smock since i dont know who she is

edit: oh shes like Stephanie March with a weaker chin

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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LegoPirateNinja posted:

I would google Felicty Smock since i dont know who she is

edit: oh shes like Stephanie March with a weaker chin

She is fictional because no woman is that smart in real life~

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Linux Pirate posted:

I've never understood this dumb 4chan hypothetical

do I still get to gently caress the person I marry? what If I don't want to get married? do I get in trouble for killing someone? so many questions.

pretty sure fmk predates 4chan significantly

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Um...ok.

I kill the OP.

I gently caress. Meh..just happy to kill the OP.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

wow tough

hmm maybe i should have sex with the hot nerdette, marry into billions of dollars of land and money and prizes and then kill the other one

maybeeeeeeeee

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
wet bed

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

ive played this game for so long, i've reached the pro tiers

here's what it's like when real men play:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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chaosbreather posted:

wow tough

hmm maybe i should have sex with the hot nerdette, marry into billions of dollars of land and money and prizes and then kill the other one

maybeeeeeeeee

Yeah but two of those options have "marry into billions of dollars and land". And one is uhhh, ethnic. And one is old. And one doesn't actually exist. So you admit to wanting to gently caress a fictional character? What's next you loving brony.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Caveats my friends

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

I wonder if oprah's a freak in the sack

also if I marry liz do I get to be king even tho I'm an american? because I would troll the hell out of chuckie and all the other dumb royals. all of britain for that matter

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

obv you marry the one closer to death

and the only people anyone want to gently caress are fictional. they're fantasy versions of real people they meet. you don't know what's going on in there or what its going to be like, you make it up.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
please op, don't make it so easy

i would gently caress/marry/kill them in the order you posted them

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

I'd gently caress me

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

I'd gently caress me

OPRAH IS THAT YOU?!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you have to post a picture of who, not just leave it opened ended

jesus christ

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
me wife weighs 30 stone mate

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
Unironically thought this was gonna be a Islam thread

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~
oh this is easy - i have sex with the sexiest one, marry the richest and kill the shittiest one

i win! :)

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000

Linux Pirate posted:

I've never understood this dumb 4chan hypothetical

do I still get to gently caress the person I marry? what If I don't want to get married? do I get in trouble for killing someone? so many questions.
lmao

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



gently caress you

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

if you married felicity i bet the show would kill you off within like two seasons

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


Linux Pirate posted:

I've never understood this dumb 4chan hypothetical

do I still get to gently caress the person I marry? what If I don't want to get married? do I get in trouble for killing someone? so many questions.

look at how dumb you are

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ok ok ok i got one

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Linux Pirate posted:

I've never understood this dumb 4chan hypothetical

do I still get to gently caress the person I marry? what If I don't want to get married? do I get in trouble for killing someone? so many questions.

Were you homeschooled as a child?

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

burritolingus posted:

Were you homeschooled as a child?

only as an adult

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

plain blue jacket posted:

only as an adult

Ah okay.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
felicity smoak looks like those girls who almost works out too much but its just right to be painfully hot then she like crushes you with her abs in bed and you might reconsider for a second but then nah shes still hot even if her boobs are a bit muscly

Gwyneth Paltrow, Kristen Stewart, Hilary Swank

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
Huey, Dewey, Louie

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

LegoPirateNinja posted:

I would google Felicty Smock since i dont know who she is

edit: oh shes like Stephanie March with a weaker chin

she's something abot comic books. its always about comic books and/or video games.

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


burritolingus posted:

Were you homeschooled as a child?

yes everything I know comes from 4chan

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