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Mad Monk posted:There was a Goon on here with a thread about being a glory hole attendant (I guess that's what they are called?). Anyway, that would be a rough one to explain.
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Pretty sure explaining most of those jobs to your parent wouldn't really be that hard. Getting them to approve of it would be an entirely different matter.
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The guy who sits in the caboose of a train and shoots people who get too close with rock salt
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volunteer horse semen collector
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gary oldmans diary posted:volunteer horse semen collector That's just a hobby though.
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gary oldmans diary posted:volunteer horse semen collector http://www.superiorequinesires.com/ There's loving gold in them thar horse semen!
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gary oldmans diary posted:volunteer horse semen collector I don't think it would be too hard to explain being Johnny Knoxville to your parents.
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The funniest is when you have a p. normal job and old people just don't get it. I was editor of a ring of comedy websites for a while, a full-time, well-paid job. Every time my wife's parents came into town, they asked what I did, then acted baffled at "he runs websites. You know, web...sites? For the Internet... Yes that makes money, now, as it did 20 years ago." Every... Single... Time
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mom, i'm an INTEGRATED PRODUCER!!!!
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DARE educational horror story
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Throb Robinson posted:I delete dicks off the internet all day. Literally I see like 400 different dongs an hour, 6 to 8 hours a day. My mother thinks I code for a living or something. My friend graduated with a BS in Mathematics from a highly rated state university, with a strong background in programming, and ended up getting a job at Youtube doing this exact same thing. Of course he never actually told his parents the actual description of his job, just that he works for Youtube and all that time and effort and money to get that degree was totally worth it it 'cause YOUTUBE maaaan! That's like Silicon Valley poo poo! He's actually moved onto some much better, real jobs where he doesn't have to stare at dicks and really hosed up poo poo all day thankfully.
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Not necessarily parents but old people. When I told them Spencer Gifts they'd ask what they sold there every time. They don't understand vibrators, snapbacks, and dick shaped cookie cutters either so I just said hats.
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EnabledAssman posted:Not necessarily parents but old people. When I told them Spencer Gifts they'd ask what they sold there every time. They don't understand vibrators, snapbacks, and dick shaped cookie cutters either so I just said hats. one day your mom is going to walk up to the counter with a massive horse sized double ender and you'll never talk to your parents again
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whatever the gently caress lowtax does, "yeah mom people pay me so they can post pictures of gaping anuses and make dumb in-jokes"
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