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Morkyz posted:lol, people used to think we were made in the image of god poo poo man maybe gods just a really hosed up dude maybe the reason satans so mad at him is cuz one day he slept over and accidentally spent the night under gods cosmic cumblanket
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Jan 29, 2015 00:21
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this is why i wipe all my sperm on dead prostitutes
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Jan 29, 2015 00:28
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Tony Homo posted:I have a cum sock. It holds it really well and is very compact. Just place it under your mattress. It can be used multiple times if your first cum is at the toe area (you put your cock inside the sock). After that you cum a bit closer to the heel area and so forth and so on. Don't ever wear your cum sock though. Even if you're late to the airport and can find only 1 sock. Don't sub in your cum sock. The odor from your foot sweat and the dried cum might make the person sitting next to you throw up on take off. Then you have to sit there with vomit, foot sweat and cum smell for hours and you'll never be able to forget that taste. Baba Ganoush fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Jan 29, 2015 |
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Jan 29, 2015 00:28
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ArbitraryC posted:Do people actually keep cum rags though that just seems like it'd be gross to have cloth with your splooge all over it just sorta chilling somewhere in your room. yea thats pretty gross. also a gross but embarrasingly true story, when i was 15 i had a cum paper towel which i would usually throw away, but one time it fell behind my bed. a couple months later theres' like loving ants everywhere. i thought they were just coming in because they invade every winter but they were eating the cum paper towel
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Xaris posted:yea thats pretty gross. also a gross but embarrasingly true story, when i was 15 i had a cum paper towel which i would usually throw away, but one time it fell behind my bed. a couple months later theres' like loving ants everywhere. i thought they were just coming in because they invade every winter but they were eating the cum paper towel I literally, I I gently caress, I hope this world burns
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Jan 29, 2015 00:31
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Xaris posted:yea thats pretty gross. also a gross but embarrasingly true story, when i was 15 i had a cum paper towel which i would usually throw away, but one time it fell behind my bed. a couple months later theres' like loving ants everywhere. i thought they were just coming in because they invade every winter but they were eating the cum paper towel it's going to be a good day for goons.txt
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Jan 29, 2015 00:31
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The Mad Archivist posted:it's going to be a good day for goons.txt agreed. needs some nice juicy cumtent. its been rather.. stale as of late
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Jan 29, 2015 00:32
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So what exactly is the problem here? It's just cum, I go through a few gallons of that stuff a week. Interpret that however you like, cum-fearers
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Jan 29, 2015 00:34
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utterlycorrupt posted:So what exactly is the problem here? It's just cum, I go through a few gallons of that stuff a week. Interpret that however you like, cum-fearers 
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Jan 29, 2015 00:35
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Post the socks. Post em.
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Jan 29, 2015 00:36
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AKA Pseudonym posted:This is why I clearly label my cum blanket and other cum belongings if all your belongings aren't clearly labelled with your cum then you haven't cummed enough
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Jan 29, 2015 00:37
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he was totally cool with sticking me in the taint with a hypo so I figured he'd be bro enough to handle cum blanket
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Jan 29, 2015 00:39
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Anorexic Robot posted:His cum blanket cucked him and slept with his friend while he watched lol
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Jan 29, 2015 01:05
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:poo poo man maybe gods just a really hosed up dude You spent the night on gods cumblanket just last night. The cosmic cumblanket isa little place called earth
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Jan 29, 2015 03:01
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BossRighteous posted:gently caress lol please no. gently caress you, it's my thread. Someone post the cum sock and cum teddy bear, please. My self esteem is a bit low right now, I need to feel very good of myself.
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Jan 29, 2015 03:19
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To the CumMobile!
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Jan 29, 2015 03:32
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Bob Moog sex tape posted:To the CumMobile! i park my cummobile in the cumcave, right next to the 30' tall cum penny
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Jan 29, 2015 03:46
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I had a black bedspread when I was a teenager. One day my girlfriend, her female friend and my guy friend were at my house. We were waiting to go somewhere, I think. The female friend (virgin?) pointed at the bedspread and said "what are all those white spots on it". for one moment, my girlfriend, my friend and I glanced from each other's eyes in a moment of acknowledgement. i quickly changed the subject and we went out for chinese or something afterwards.
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Jan 29, 2015 15:18
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Jan 29, 2015 15:56
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someone mad another messy in his blanket while writing this story.
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Jan 29, 2015 16:01
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OP maybe he added his own crust to your blanket. Now that's love.
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Jan 29, 2015 16:58
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ghetto wormhole posted:Me and my friend were at our other friend's house while he was gone and we were looking for something in his room and we found his cumshirt. It was a Ke$ha shirt.
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Jan 29, 2015 17:43
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I don't think it's normal to masturbate into your clothes, bedding, or carpet and it's especially not normal to just leave it lay and dry up. That's just me though.
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Jan 29, 2015 18:05
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archerb posted:I don't think it's normal to masturbate into your clothes, bedding, or carpet and it's especially not normal to just leave it lay and dry up. That's just me though. I have a spot on the wall
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Jan 29, 2015 18:41
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That kind of cumaraderie takes years to develop.
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Jan 29, 2015 18:53
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cum blanket is for amateurs, I use a snuggie.
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Jan 29, 2015 18:57
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aeternum posted:cum blanket is for amateurs, I use a snuggie. Batman cum snuggie +10 style points
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Jan 29, 2015 19:08
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I had a towel like this when I was a horrible bachelor living in my first apartment 15~ years ago. One time my female friend came over and took a shower and used it... I felt bad, but I figured it was better not to tell her, for her own sake. The confusing thing was I'm not sure how she didn't realize that the towel was probably not clean.... She's kinda a bad bitch so maybe she just didn't care.
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