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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
:synpa:

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



that dog look like the bass player from my bluegrass band

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

My dogs farts smell like loving rotten eggs so I don't give a poo poo if my dog judges me about mine.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i had a dog that looked around wide eyes when she farted, like no one would catch on.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
I usually blame the dog when I fart. I've been with my girlfriend for years and never been caught or admitted to farting. "did you smell that? that dog is sick!"

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

my dog will sniff the air if i fart nearby. he doesn't mind my farts though. In fact he enjoys them.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
he's juding you because you DONT lick your dick and balls all day

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Waltzing Along posted:

I had a gf who woke herself up with a fart once. It was pretty LOL.

this is the best way to wake up :feelsgood:

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