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Let's talk about this Geppetto guy for a second. He's an old man that makes toys, and he has a fascination with little boys. The dude makes a wooden sex doll and wishes it were real. The Pinocchio story is really hosed up when you start to think about it.
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Jan 29, 2015 20:13
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...LOL
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Jan 29, 2015 20:14
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Also the scene when the boys turn to donkeys really freaks me out.
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Jan 29, 2015 20:15
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You know what else, the glass slippers in Cinderella were actual glass because transparent synthetic materials hadn't been developed yet. That's hosed up.
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Jan 29, 2015 20:15
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Sounds like g'pedo would fit right in here in the g'byss.
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Jan 29, 2015 20:16
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BossRighteous posted:You know what else, the glass slippers in Cinderella were actual glass because transparent synthetic materials hadn't been developed yet. That's hosed up. Holy poo poo, that is hosed up! I take back everything I said about that Ghettopedo guy, those royal fuckyards from Cinderella are the worst!
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Jan 29, 2015 20:18
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Rapunzel was a story about locking a 12 y/o girl in a tower
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Jan 29, 2015 20:19
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more like geppettophile
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Jan 29, 2015 20:19
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BossRighteous posted:You know what else, the glass slippers in Cinderella were actual glass because transparent synthetic materials hadn't been developed yet. That's hosed up. Prince charming only recognizes the love of his life by her shoe size #whyineedfeminism
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Jan 29, 2015 20:21
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DaveSplitter posted:The dude makes a wooden sex doll and wishes it were real. hosed up if true. Rewatched it a few years ago, that Jiminy Cricket is completely loving worthless as a conscience too; I guess that's pretty true to life if you think about it though.
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Jan 29, 2015 20:21
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I think Pinocchio being made of 'wood' is problematic.
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Jan 29, 2015 20:22
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I just realized that stars look kinda like anuses. When Geppedo was "wishing upon a star", was he really wishing upon a little boy's anus? That would be quite disturbing.
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Jan 29, 2015 20:23
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why cant this kid ever get to school just walk the gently caress to school
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Jan 29, 2015 20:26
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Disney movies before 1990 really were awful.
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Jan 29, 2015 20:28
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DaveSplitter posted:I just realized that stars look kinda like anuses. When Geppedo was "wishing upon a star", was he really wishing upon a little boy's anus? That would be quite disturbing. II'm sure it wasn't like that, he was just lonely and eccentric and wanted to give a child a good home. Why, he was no more of a pedophile weirdo than Henry Darger.
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Jan 29, 2015 20:29
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Jan 29, 2015 20:29
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Imagine running down the stairs to get the pumpkin in time and the right heal shatters, sending your full body weight into the razor sharp shards. As you bleed to death immobilized on the steps, the clock strikes midnight and the prince sees that you are just a mangled commoner.
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Jan 29, 2015 20:29
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 http://www.toonaddict.com/cartoonsexlist/pinocchio-hentai/bpic/pinocchio_naked.jpg
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Jan 29, 2015 20:35
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What with all the magic pumpkin carriages and poo poo, you'd think the idea of magic glass slippers that don't break wouldn't be too much of a stretch...
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Jan 29, 2015 20:35
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DaveSplitter posted:I just realized that stars look kinda like anuses. This is what happens when you let the religious design your sex-ed curriculum.
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Jan 29, 2015 20:52
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Nigmaetcetera posted:more like geppettophile  
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Jan 29, 2015 21:03
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i got things to say. things to say about geppetto
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Jan 29, 2015 21:35
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Just how old WAS Monstro when he ate Geppetto huh?
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