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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

the advertisers, op. we are serfs working their coca cola fields.

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Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
gently caress the pats forever and ever amen, but also gently caress the Seahawks for ruining my Super Bowl tickets last year


really this is terrible, I am only rooting for a good game, but there's no good final outcome


this is bad

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
FOOT







































BALL

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

handegg mf lol

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

guy at my work bought super bowl tix and plane tix and hotel room last week, cost ~$5000

THEN he asks for days off around the super boel

work said no cause he got beat to the time off request by other smart peopel

he said gently caress you im goin anyway dont expect me at work

then the boss said well we wont expect you at all, youre fired

lol dude spent his life savings then lost his job














:hawksin: :hawksin: :hawksin: :hawksin: :hawksin:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

bucksmash posted:

guy at my work bought super bowl tix and plane tix and hotel room last week, cost ~$5000

THEN he asks for days off around the super boel

work said no cause he got beat to the time off request by other smart peopel

he said gently caress you im goin anyway dont expect me at work

then the boss said well we wont expect you at all, youre fired

lol dude spent his life savings then lost his job














:hawksin: :hawksin: :hawksin: :hawksin: :hawksin:

lmao if you have to ask off instead of just saying you're out

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

The Rage posted:

I would let Russell Wilson join me in loving Kathryn Perry

this but i wouldn't

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
can't wait to see the bud lite horses did u see the dog commercial omg so poignant

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
belicheat

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
also Pete Carroll is a 9/11 truther lol

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

bucksmash posted:

guy at my work bought super bowl tix and plane tix and hotel room last week, cost ~$5000

THEN he asks for days off around the super boel

work said no cause he got beat to the time off request by other smart peopel

he said gently caress you im goin anyway dont expect me at work

then the boss said well we wont expect you at all, youre fired

lol dude spent his life savings then lost his job
you work at a place where someones life savings is $5000

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
As a patriots fan i think its only fair we vacate the first half of the afc game. Its only fair we win by like 28-0 because frankly the Colts might as well have been shut out.

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

gary oldmans diary posted:

you work at a place where someones life savings is $5000

us responsible poors watch the game on tv, then drink for 6 months until football comes back

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

jackyl posted:

also Pete Carroll is a 9/11 truther lol

Haha, holy poo poo, god bless you Pete Carroll.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Has anyone made the joke "smoke a superbowl" lol

Slip
Jan 20, 2001
As a Raiders fan gently caress the Patriots and football in general forever

inkmoth
Apr 25, 2014


The Jets win every year.


If you drink enough Anheuser-Busch InBev BUDWEISER™ Brand AMERICAN LAGER BEER

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Slip posted:

As a Broncos fan gently caress the Patriots and raiders and chargers and Seahawks in general forever

ftfy

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Slip posted:

As a Raiders fan gently caress the Patriots and football in general forever

The Patriots is Lance Armstrong's favorite team for some reason.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
patriots are the cobra kai and that's why they're fun

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
someone explained to me what the 12th man is and i think the super bowl should be at seahawks stadium and only people who live in and around seattle in lower and middle class neighborhoods get seats while the pats get to use deflated balls

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

a messed up horse posted:

patriots are the cobra kai and that's why they're fun

tom brady is also the most beautiful quarterback in the NFL

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

archerb posted:

Has the American public realized that football is dumb and gay yet.

Somehow it's gaining lots of momentum actually

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

HEY VAPER posted:

I'm from Seattle and unironically hope the Seahawks lose so people will be forced to small-talk about something other than the Seahawks for the next year.

Harsh man. Go Hawks!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lance armstrong

7 times thats all im saying

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

spooky girlfriend posted:

Harsh man. Go Hawks!

Richard Sherman owns


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLbv4_TpsL8

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

HEY VAPER posted:

I'm from Seattle and unironically hope the Seahawks lose so people will be forced to small-talk about something other than the Seahawks for the next year.

Its more than small-talk now. Winning is a drug.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

The Cowboys win because they are America's team.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



HEY VAPER posted:

I'm from Seattle and unironically hope the Seahawks lose so people will be forced to small-talk about something other than the Seahawks for the next year.

Go live in Boise bitch, you can small talk about your favorite farm animal to gently caress

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

I.C. posted:

The Cowboys win because they are America's team.

They won and should be in the Superbowl but the NFL is bullshit

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

I heard they euthanize all the puppies representing the losing team in the Puppy Bowl.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014


He's the god drat man

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

jackyl posted:

gently caress the pats forever and ever amen, but also gently caress the Seahawks for ruining my Super Bowl tickets last year


really this is terrible, I am only rooting for a good game, but there's no good final outcome


this is bad

i may not like the seahawks but the #1 rule of football is gently caress the pats forever

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Whoever takes the biggest poo poo wins the superbowel.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Seahawks win because of our invisible illegal 12th player on the field, giving nurples to Tom Brady

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I hope Marshawn wins, so he can say nothing to reporters.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The Rage posted:

Has anyone made the joke "smoke a superbowl" lol

I usually pack bowls regular so the grass can still possibly be around for the tensest time of the game, quarter 4

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

can russell unleash his inner eli and win???

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I consulted the Magic 8 Ball and asked, will the Seahawks repeat, the answer was "Focus And Ask Again." HTH

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