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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

you're supposed to cover your cock in rubber before you cram it in someones poo poo pit, I'm sure this is gonna rattle a few goon cages who will gladly post how they've had poo poo forced up their urethra several times and they've never heard of hepatitis or something

This is why you don't gently caress drunk strangers; know your role and fill that hole

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

china bot posted:

This is why you don't gently caress drunk strangers; know your role and fill that hole

what was his name?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

dad gay. so what posted:

what was his name?

No him, just fantastic advice :cool:

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Orkin Mang posted:

have and would again

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

china bot posted:

No him, just fantastic advice :cool:

ok what was him name

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
what he name op!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i devote myself fully to anyone who will reverse vore my cock.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
Always wear a condom when you put your penis in a butt.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Tongue punch that stink box.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Liquid Penguins posted:

Always wear a condom when you put your penis in a butt.

I hosed my ex in the rear end raw, but now I know not to do that. Thanks.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Wicker Man posted:

Tongue punch that stink box.

:siren: human being FOUND :siren:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

DaveSplitter posted:

I hosed my ex in the rear end raw, but now I know not to do that. Thanks.

what was his name?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
whats a few thin poo poo streaks between friends

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

whats a few thin poo poo streaks between friends

elaborate.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

what was his name?

dad gay, so what

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
it's 2015 who cares about gender

god gave everyone a butt to gently caress

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
thanks for the information about hepatitis, good to know.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Plz... Pls only eat the rear end

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
if uve never let a girl slip a loving finger into your butt while sucking your dick you are the most laughable form of virgin

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

if uve never let a girl slip a loving finger into your butt while sucking your dick you are the most laughable form of virgin

what was his name?

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

dad gay. so what posted:

what was his name?

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
If you have to put it in her butt just to feel anything you have a small dick hth

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

C.P.A.N. posted:

If you have to put it in her butt just to feel anything you have a small dick hth

dont sign your posts

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Liquid Penguins posted:

it's 2015 who cares about gender

god gave everyone a butt to gently caress

the best argument for theism i've ever heard

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

dad gay. so what posted:

what was his name?

all of them

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


If she asked I guess. Never been with a woman who particularly enjoyed butt stuff and sex isn't as fun if she's over there making some face like... well a face like i'm sticking something in her butt.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Nuclearmonkee posted:

If she asked I guess. Never been with a woman who particularly enjoyed butt stuff and sex isn't as fun if she's over there making some face like... well a face like i'm sticking something in her butt.
Actually it is.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Whirlwind Jones posted:

Actually it is.

Whatever works.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
it would be cool to see a girl naked. it would give me a boner and then i could jack off

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

dad gay. so what posted:

what was his name?

Jisei
Dec 22, 2004

A tiny bundle of supressed instincts held together by spit and caffeine.
literally in a grils butt rn

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
only if the girl was a guy

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i've put it in 2 girls butts and 3 gay tranny buts {this is true AMA}

Jisei
Dec 22, 2004

A tiny bundle of supressed instincts held together by spit and caffeine.
i'ts hard to tyep in the dark. the dark of a girl butt

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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
a bay

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