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http://www.cnet.com/news/holy-fark-drew-curtis-is-running-for-kentucky-governor/ Maybe Lowtax could run for Governor of Missouri or at least be a Mayor somewhere! quote:"I'm running for governor because if I get elected, the vicious cycle of influence money in politics grinds to a halt," Curtis wrote in a post announcing his candidacy on (where else?) Fark. "I don't have 'beliefs' on issues of economics. I'm more or less agnostic on social issues. And I'm far more excited about retooling the executive branch to better interface with customers than anything else. The boring stuff is the most important stuff. It doesn't grab headlines but it's the part of being governor I really want to sink my teeth into." What is the boring stuff? If he's serious I would think he would have a better platform than "I don't really 'believe' in any of your issues, but I would like for politicians to be more accessible to the people that hate them"
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Does he like PETA and think science is evil?
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i have several questions, answer them in any order What the gently caress is Fark Who the gently caress is Drew Curtis Why is there a governor of sexual lubricant Why should I care about any of this
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hahaha boy this guy sure likes beer! I never met anyone that was really into Fark and not a complete sack of poo poo
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Write in Richard Kyanka, imo
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quote:And I'm far more excited about retooling the executive branch to better interface with customers than anything else. Yes every governor should run his state like a tech start-up.
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He will change the official motto of the state to "Duke Sucks"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHVLkq7jriY
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Governor of KY Jelly more like
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"Guys vote for me, I'm finally going to get the money out of politics" *Campaign never goes anywhere because neither party will support it*
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Fried Chicken,;'''''''''
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finally someone is interested in the really important part of governance: public relations
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Jan 30, 2015 17:28
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Who wants this guy kissing their babies? If anyone, it would be Kentucky residents.
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I hope he wins. Best case scenario he actually does what he says and somehow overhauls the nuts and bolts part of the government (that he has jurisdiction over anyway) to be more responsive to serving the community and all the career politicians look like complete charlatans and frauds since apparently managerial tasks arent that difficult after all. Or he really sucks and fucks everything up and everyone gets to laugh at Kentucky more than usual
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Priveleged cis male says 'lol, i dunno white privelege. Dont need more than that' KY says gently caress you privelege internet man, we like our mans with explosions and nascar
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wow op this is new and exciting
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I thought Glide Man was the Governor or KY products??
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i bet childish gambino is going to work fark and governor of ky into a rly stupid rap lyric about how he has sex
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I actually kind of like him saying that he doesn't have "beliefs" in economic issues because it implies it's not something that's about opinions. I wish we had more people who treated government as something that's supposed to come up with solutions to problems rather than just sorta go with what popular opinion wants.
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when will we have our first nihilist president
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would settle for an ironically fascist president
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:would settle for an ironically fascist president well we have obama
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But that's the best satirical news aggregator from 2002!
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ArbitraryC posted:I actually kind of like him saying that he doesn't have "beliefs" in economic issues because it implies it's not something that's about opinions. I wish we had more people who treated government as something that's supposed to come up with solutions to problems rather than just sorta go with what popular opinion wants. But, in general, that involves publicly acknowledging that the voter isn't nearly as smart as they think they are.
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*declares a desire to separate money from governance* *unironically refers to the citizens he would potentially govern as "customers"*
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