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psyman
Nov 1, 2008
*respects u as a woman*

*listens to u when u speak*

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
*deadlifts a printer every day to prepare for the day I need to carry it to m'lady's house*

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

*deserves a blowjob for my unselfish actions*

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
looks like that mlady got gooned

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

*has one testicle

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
*spends the next 6 hours waiting outside building so I can hold the door open for the females*

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
*knows that all sex is rape, never hits on women out of respect for their safety*

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

I don't even own a tvwoman

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
*follows women down dark alleys to make sure nobody does anything inappropriate to them*

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Homosexuals: the ultimate gentlemen?

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

OP, i think you really are just like all the other gays

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
*defends the reputation of honest women from feminazi whores*

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
my college has like an anonymous confessions facebook page. So every time a girl tells some kind of story of heartbreak or her bf cheating on her there's a massive line of comments of Nice Guys talking about how she deserves a guy who will treat her like a goddess and "you should message me if you just want to talk", it's the best.

alternatively there's the guys that say that's what she gets for ignoring all the nice guys around her that want to bang

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I WOULD NEVER HIT YOU

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ffZgq3yvB0

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
*makes an extra lunch every day so he can be the hero when m'lady has nothing to eat*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
*shits in hands and rubs it all over face and balls while jacking off*

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

*spends 98% of disposable income on girlfriend & her kids*

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I am not like other guys, as other guys are not this desperate and creepy.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

dad gay. so what posted:

*shits in hands and rubs it all over face and balls while jacking off*

uhh, doesn't all men do this?????

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

*is really into pegging*

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
*farts around girls*

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Is an mra

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
*Spends time watching the Ex's kid, despite the fact that she's continued to date (and subsequently get banged out by) other guys for YEARS now. *

a real bro I know

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
*Has Wings and sucks buttholes*

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
*goons a gal* :madmax:

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
I really wanted this to be a GBS Steinbeck thread.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Smugworth posted:

*is really into pegging*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD94dVu8lqQ

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

who are you guys?!





































we're starfox

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
I'm a Nice Guy: http://youtu.be/gaPzM4ExbJ4

Big Bowie Bonanza fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Jan 30, 2015

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
*Uses pinterest

*Has a very clean condo

*Dislikes the laughter of children

*Owns a Kuerig

*Trustfunded

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


*owns a This Is What a Feminist Looks Like t-shirt*

*treats actual women in his life like garbage*

GreaseGunner
Dec 26, 2012

Just chillin'
I'm like the other guys

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*has a penis on the far right end of the bellcurve*

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Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


*has a penis curved far to the right*

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