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spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

amityville anus posted:

I guess here's the place to share the story. I went with a special needs retard, his dad, and some friends to a meet and greet with a pro wrestler. We got to meet him and watch a movie biopic thing in the theater followed by him speaking and taking questions. He eventually snuck out of the theater he was speaking in but as we were leaving the tart started really following him even clinging to him behind a velvet rope. His dad showed up and the wrestler was cool. We went outside to leave and the wrestler guy was out there smoking. Tard goes after him again and throws a fit when wrassler rushes back in halfway thru his smoke. I'm just the guy who looks like he sicced a retard on a pro wrestler repeatedly that day.

That wrestler is lucky the tard didn't get his hands on him. Retard strength is a scary thing.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:49

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:02

Dr. Video Games 0112: Jan 7, 2004; serious business

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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:49

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

spud posted:

That wrestler is lucky the tard didn't get his hands on him. Retard strength is a scary thing.

He did. He didn't go full retard though just held onto him at the bar behind the velvet rope until his dad showed up. I couldn't handle a tard, they just weigh a lot more than my lanky rear end can serve as linebacker to.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:55

DiCe69: Dec 21, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtAHGZffoLI

# ? Feb 1, 2015 10:02

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Tards are gonna inherit the earth read The End of the Whole Mess by Stephen King, ! In fact, ! , this already happened once before

# ? Feb 1, 2015 11:50

Dr. Video Games 0112: Jan 7, 2004; serious business

I read retarded people are actually normal inside their minds and are fully aware of their condition, just cant do anything about it. Kind of hosed up if you imagine that existance. On top of that, any one of us may be retarded just never been told we are and went through life thinking we're not.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 11:54

Tujague: May 8, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

I read retarded people are actually normal inside their minds and are fully aware of their condition, just cant do anything about it. Kind of hosed up if you imagine that existance. On top of that, any one of us may be retarded just never been told we are and went through life thinking we're not.

If this was true then the merry sound of gunshots would be ringing out from every tard home in the country

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:31

Doctor Shapes: Mar 17, 2009; Ask and ye shall receive.

gently caress u op!!!

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:58

Harrower: Nov 30, 2002

gnarlyhotep posted:

as a professional tard wrangler, I feel your pain

Lowtax pays you to moderate the forums?

# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:08

Fagmaster: Aug 21, 2004

# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:13

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

my wife and i went to lunch today and we got there within 5 minutes of the place opening and immediately afterwards two families sat at the tables closest to us, both with mentally disabled kids

first family is a mom and a sister with a 10-year old wearing the largest parka i have ever seen, which he kept on throughout the entire meal (this is in the south, so its like 60 outside and like 75 inside with heat on). other family was mom/dad/sister and a down syndrome girl who caused zero issues aside from ordering something that it turned out she knew she didnt like

the kid in the parka, after finishing ordering his food, asked the waitress "when is our food going to get here? where is our food?" and was super rude and the mom just laughed and told the waitress not to talk back to her son when the lady was like "uhh i havent even told the chef what you want yet, i have to go do that now"

he had no inside voice and his family just sat and smiled and nodded at him the whole time while he talkscreamed about pewdiepie and some video game he was watching him play and how cool and awesome it was, complete with explosion and death sounds. after he finished eating, he began saying "lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the top of his voice on repeat for about 10 minutes before they left, in the meatime he walked up to various tables, ours included, and shouted LETS GOOOOOOO in other patrons faces until his mom got up and walked out the door

Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Feb 1, 2015

# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:18

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

this thread. it was made for me

# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:19

SpazmasterX: Jul 13, 2006; Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Darkman Fanpage posted:

this thread. it was made for me

I beg to differ

# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:23

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

I can't imagine spending a day with a retarded person

# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:31

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I can't imagine spending a day with a retarded person

yeah man your parents had it rough

# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:31

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

There's retards and then there's "caught daddy banging a mistress" retards amirite :downs:

# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:02

Soylent Yellow: Nov 5, 2010; yospos

I'm not racist, sexist, or homophobic, but I just can't stand retards. There's just something elementally disturbing about them, something that just whispers "this is a complete mockery of what a human being should be". Every time I see a retard being herded around by its neurotic parents, I can't help but think of Ikea wardrobes. Ikea furniture is designed to be so easy to build that even a ~~retard~~ developmentally challenged individual could put it together. All you have to do is put slot A into tab B, and you get a fully functional wardrobe. If half the drawers on my wardrobe didn't open properly, I sure as hell wouldn't parade it in front of everybody.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:26

Tonsured: Jan 14, 2005; I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

Oh yeah! Big C! I rented turok 2 it's my favorite game its got fast moving targets my friends cant hit fast moving targets but I'm good I can hit fast moving targets. Turok 2 I rented it last week its my favorite game. My mom yelled at me because I set my bed on fire. Oh yeah! Big C always breakin' beds! Takin' my pants down takin' my pants down just like stone cold Steve Austin! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN I like knocking trash cans over! Oh yeah! Big C!

# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:31

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

my wife and i went to lunch today and we got there within 5 minutes of the place opening and immediately afterwards two families sat at the tables closest to us, both with mentally disabled kids

first family is a mom and a sister with a 10-year old wearing the largest parka i have ever seen, which he kept on throughout the entire meal (this is in the south, so its like 60 outside and like 75 inside with heat on). other family was mom/dad/sister and a down syndrome girl who caused zero issues aside from ordering something that it turned out she knew she didnt like

the kid in the parka, after finishing ordering his food, asked the waitress "when is our food going to get here? where is our food?" and was super rude and the mom just laughed and told the waitress not to talk back to her son when the lady was like "uhh i havent even told the chef what you want yet, i have to go do that now"

he had no inside voice and his family just sat and smiled and nodded at him the whole time while he talkscreamed about pewdiepie and some video game he was watching him play and how cool and awesome it was, complete with explosion and death sounds. after he finished eating, he began saying "lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the top of his voice on repeat for about 10 minutes before they left, in the meatime he walked up to various tables, ours included, and shouted LETS GOOOOOOO in other patrons faces until his mom got up and walked out the door

My sister had the umbilical cord wrap around her neck during birth and deprive her of oxygen to her brain so she's basically normal looking except brain damaged and even a little below the level of people with Downs.
My parents didn't bother with her. My bro and I got proper parentage but when it came to her they didn't even try. She's insanely spoiled, throws hissy massive shitfits over the most minor poo poo. Did you touch the box of Milk Duds? She will cuss and wail at you that you're going to eat all of them and that she should have some despite her binging on sweets all day, if you tell her to shut up and that the box is for everyone on the family she would start crying and charge upstairs to her room screaming that she hates you. Over Milk Duds.
The next day the box will be gone. She'll have taken them and hidden them someplace. When she gets called out she will pull the same shtick.
She's a hypochondriac and will freak the gently caress out if anyone is sick. Everything is about her. I had bronchitis and was nearly delirious and she would just cry about how she was going to get sick and told my parents to put me in the hospital so I wouldn't be near her. She craves any and all attention and if it's not directed to her she freaks the gently caress out.
She can't read or do basic math. Not because she's incapable but because my parents and the classes she was in didn't even bother trying to teach her. They would buy those reading programs and stop after a week like she was a dog and trying to teach her anything is boring.
It was terrible living with her. I can't help but feel bad for her but she is pretty much a terrible person and having a low IQ doesn't excuse that or how my parents simply didn't give a gently caress.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:44

Soylent Yellow: Nov 5, 2010; yospos

Scientists have recently discovered a cure for Downs Syndrome.

50,000 CCs of pillow, applied orally

# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:48

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

JebanyPedal posted:

My sister had the umbilical cord wrap around her neck during birth and deprive her of oxygen to her brain so she's basically normal looking except brain damaged and even a little below the level of people with Downs.
My parents didn't bother with her. My bro and I got proper parentage but when it came to her they didn't even try. She's insanely spoiled, throws hissy massive shitfits over the most minor poo poo. Did you touch the box of Milk Duds? She will cuss and wail at you that you're going to eat all of them and that she should have some despite her binging on sweets all day, if you tell her to shut up and that the box is for everyone on the family she would start crying and charge upstairs to her room screaming that she hates you. Over Milk Duds.
The next day the box will be gone. She'll have taken them and hidden them someplace. When she gets called out she will pull the same shtick.
She's a hypochondriac and will freak the gently caress out if anyone is sick. Everything is about her. I had bronchitis and was nearly delirious and she would just cry about how she was going to get sick and told my parents to put me in the hospital so I wouldn't be near her. She craves any and all attention and if it's not directed to her she freaks the gently caress out.
She can't read or do basic math. Not because she's incapable but because my parents and the classes she was in didn't even bother trying to teach her. They would buy those reading programs and stop after a week like she was a dog and trying to teach her anything is boring.
It was terrible living with her. I can't help but feel bad for her but she is pretty much a terrible person and having a low IQ doesn't excuse that or how my parents simply didn't give a gently caress.

drat dude

# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:49

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Proclick: special needs dude watches The Price is Right every day, memorizing all the prices and aces the game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_96_ITeIFo

# ? Feb 2, 2015 02:40

Tujague: May 8, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Soylent Yellow posted:

I'm not racist, sexist, or homophobic, but I just can't stand retards. There's just something elementally disturbing about them, something that just whispers "this is a complete mockery of what a human being should be".

I'm with this guy. I do not like being confronted by that which is literally subhuman. Building a human being is an organic process in which there are bound to be screw-ups, but it seems loving crazy to me that our society has no way to cope with that fact besides just letting it ride. It seems crazy that the default legal stance is that their technical membership in our species trumps the fact that they are literally fundamentally hosed up misfires.

I'm throwing down much more on the real about this than when I say that one dipshit tranny animees poster should blow his brains out because he's a twisted embarrassment to humanity although I think it might largely be a question of degree. But I'll be a monkey's uncle before I try to explain this to another internet date, sheesh.

# ? Feb 2, 2015 03:10

Sancho: Jul 18, 2003

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

Are there people out there with a sexual fetish for retards

Hell yeah it's the blondes category on youporn

# ? Feb 2, 2015 03:27

Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

No one had problems with euthanasia until some jerks took it way too far in the 30's and 40's.

# ? Feb 2, 2015 03:28

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

JebanyPedal posted:

Retarded sister story.

This sounds like literally every single MBA I have ever worked with.

# ? Feb 2, 2015 03:33

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

JebanyPedal posted:

My sister had the umbilical cord wrap around her neck during birth and deprive her of oxygen to her brain so she's basically normal looking except brain damaged and even a little below the level of people with Downs.
My parents didn't bother with her. My bro and I got proper parentage but when it came to her they didn't even try. She's insanely spoiled, throws hissy massive shitfits over the most minor poo poo. Did you touch the box of Milk Duds? She will cuss and wail at you that you're going to eat all of them and that she should have some despite her binging on sweets all day, if you tell her to shut up and that the box is for everyone on the family she would start crying and charge upstairs to her room screaming that she hates you. Over Milk Duds.
The next day the box will be gone. She'll have taken them and hidden them someplace. When she gets called out she will pull the same shtick.
She's a hypochondriac and will freak the gently caress out if anyone is sick. Everything is about her. I had bronchitis and was nearly delirious and she would just cry about how she was going to get sick and told my parents to put me in the hospital so I wouldn't be near her. She craves any and all attention and if it's not directed to her she freaks the gently caress out.
She can't read or do basic math. Not because she's incapable but because my parents and the classes she was in didn't even bother trying to teach her. They would buy those reading programs and stop after a week like she was a dog and trying to teach her anything is boring.
It was terrible living with her. I can't help but feel bad for her but she is pretty much a terrible person and having a low IQ doesn't excuse that or how my parents simply didn't give a gently caress.

Your sister sounds like a real bitch some retards are more happy outside in the fresh air pulling a plow in a field you could take her to one of those fields where people take their retards and rent one of their plows if you dont have your own

# ? Feb 2, 2015 03:54