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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
uhh...

I suppose they didn't make me do my homework enough for perfect grades? I dunno OP my parents are great

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

My friends growing up all had good stories about like clocking their dads out from behind with a baseball bat to get em off their siblings but within days of my finally getting big enough to fight back more or less effectively my dad pussed out and afaik never laid hands on one of us again. Serious letdown :(

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

My friends growing up all had good stories about like clocking their dads out from behind with a baseball bat to get em off their siblings but within days of my finally getting big enough to fight back more or less effectively my dad pussed out and afaik never laid hands on one of us again. Serious letdown :(

Beat the poo poo out of your dad holy poo poo

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Daedra posted:

uh its because he doesnt love you

Well DUH

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
gave birth to me lollllllllll

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
my dads and my moms are great

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Frog Act posted:

sounds like a good dad to me

red polo shirts
Jan 16, 2015

They met.


Hahaha.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

ignoring my headmates

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
My dad refuses to let me take over the company until he dies even though I've been the President of marketing since I was 14. Like Jesus dad I'm 15 I know what I'm doing.

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

Zzulu posted:

my dads and my moms are great
hi five good mom & dad haver

they really loved their retard son and did all right by him

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

girth brooks part 2 posted:

Didn't abort me after the doctor told her she should because I was a broken retard baby.

It's illegal to get an abortion in the 87th trimester.

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Apr 8, 2012

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