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Umm I think this will disqualify most goons.
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Feb 3, 2015 18:49
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quote:and some patients grow so desperate that they treat themselves with fecal matter from friends and family. Shove your poo poo up ma rear end ma
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Feb 3, 2015 18:51
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hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is finally real
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by grabthars hammer what a savings
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Feb 3, 2015 19:08
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My poo is poisonous.
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Feb 3, 2015 19:11
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LOL! They want people in Medford, Mass. who are actual athletes. The athlete qualification alone is enough to disqualify every goon on the site, except maybe Shine.
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Shadoer posted:Umm I think this will disqualify most goons. I wonder what would happen to the acconomie if Bill Gates or some other super-rich dude offered $10k a year to anybody who gave him their toenail clippings or whatever
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You can now eat the poo poo that has been donated to you  http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2014/10/11/good-news-you-can-take-your-fecal-transplants-orally/
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Feb 3, 2015 19:32
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So... They want people to donate their poop... So they can replace the bad poop in someone's butt with good poop. I'm out.
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Feb 3, 2015 19:36
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Secks Cauldron posted:You can now eat the poo poo that has been donated to you ahh... thats good poo poo..
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Feb 3, 2015 20:25
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fecal transplants are real? this man is a visionary
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Feb 3, 2015 20:31
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psyopmonkey posted:My poo is poisonous. My poi is poosonous.
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enraged_camel posted:Goons rejoice! Soon, every citizens final duty will be to go into the tanks, and become one with all the people.
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Hobo Siege posted:So... They want people to donate their poop... So they can replace the bad poop in someone's butt with good poop. why what's wrong come back
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Oberleutnant posted:Soon, every citizens final duty will be to go into the tanks, and become one with all the people. did forums poster Shenji Yang get banned, meltdown, or both? haven't seen that guy in a while
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I will be the poop collector.
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Aferisan posted:I will be the poop collector. cool what's your address
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How much can I make being the guy who shows up at your house with the vacuum cleaner with the special attachment
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Aferisan posted:I will be the poop collector. be forewarned i have alot of diarehaa
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Feb 3, 2015 21:17
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This is a really good thing that is helping people
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New scheme to get paid to post
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Secks Cauldron posted:You can now eat the poo poo that has been donated to you "You want me... to eat... poop..."
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Doppelganger posted:Imagine being the first patient that a doctor pitched this treatment to. The doctor from the Human Centipede seemed to be all for it.
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Doppelganger posted:Imagine being the first patient that a doctor pitched this treatment to. The whole thing just sounds like a load of South Park episodes mashed into one. Somebody should tell this poo poo (lol) to Parker and Stone: Cartman hears about it and tries to make a quick buck from taking the world's largest ever crap. All the while Kyle is just "nope...". Whenever a doctor describes the procedue there'll be a caption at the bottom saying "THIS IS AN ACTUAL MEDICAL PROCEDURE". Oh and after the people take the transplant, they "poo poo" Cheezy Poofs out of their mouths.
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Feb 3, 2015 22:59
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Yeah but it's a pain in the rear end to ship liquids.
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I actually live close enough to this place to do it. But after reading how hard it is to get accepted, and my knowledge of my lack of fiber in my diet, I don't think I'll even bother wasting my time.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:17
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how much people could possibly need good poop that this is a profitable venture
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Windows 98 posted:I actually live close enough to this place to do it. But after reading how hard it is to get accepted, and my knowledge of my lack of fiber in my diet, I don't think I'll even bother wasting my time. I believe in you.
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Seems kind of stupid that a person has to be in top fitness to donate poop. poo poo is poo poo.
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psyopmonkey posted:My poo is poisonous. this one is such a gimme its not even fair. ready? MUCH LIKE YOUR loving POSTING
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:How much can I make being the guy who shows up at your house with the vacuum cleaner with the special attachment Competition to my Poop Collection Service: PCS & Associates. "We'll sneak the dook right out!"
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 https://web.archive.org/web/20080908233730/http://peeandpoop.com/
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Sent this to the boss for consideration. If we can offset some of the salaries for IT engineers I can raise the average salary of new-hires and get some better qualified people. Of course, "healthy" and "IT engineer" may not exist in the same place.
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wow I've been overpaying local prostitutes for poo-poo panties this whole time!!! sir, youre going to have to wear these poo poo panties, trust me im a doctor
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Feb 4, 2015 00:51
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"really healthy" aka rich some phd academia clown is paying rich people for their ubermensch poop the rich get richer
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he so rich he like, doodoo rich
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