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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
guys i heard leonardo da vinci and meichalengelo or howeve rthe heck you spell that name were retarded/autistic

fconfirm/deny??

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

nomadologique posted:

guys i heard leonardo da vinci and meichalengelo or howeve rthe heck you spell that name were retarded/autistic

fconfirm/deny??

uhm, they were cool and got laid all the time and lived in a sewer and did karate.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
It would certainly explain a lot, OP.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
PuTane

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Mussolini was autistic because he was obsessed with trains and punctuality.

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
A pentagon think tank declaring a foreign head of state as competent and morally correct would be more surprising.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

At least he makes the trains run on time.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Sperg is obviously the first prerequisite for top level administration of the KGB like Putin's history, don't need a trillion dollar military bureaucracy to deduce this

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


"sir our ukrainian puppet has just fled the country and the new government might seize our military bases in sevastopol, what should we do?"

"uhh...invade them?"

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


also anyone who doesnt believe in this study should watch this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjrlTMvirVo

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Bro Dad posted:

also anyone who doesnt believe in this study should watch this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjrlTMvirVo

i lol'd at "give me back my pen," what a dickhead.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
When I saw this news on facebook yesterday morning I immediately exited out and came here to see if there was a thread. thanks for not letting me down!

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
Putism

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Female sighted. Computing possible actions. *beep boop* Action determined. Saw male do this in a movie once. *beep boop*

http://youtu.be/1yrbyxc3Epw

Corners of female's lips have turned slightly upward. Previous experience and research indicates this may be a positive response.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Bro Dad posted:

also anyone who doesnt believe in this study should watch this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjrlTMvirVo

classic putin

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Obligatory Handle posted:

Female sighted. Computing possible actions. *beep boop* Action determined. Saw male do this in a movie once. *beep boop*

http://youtu.be/1yrbyxc3Epw

Corners of female's lips have turned slightly upward. Previous experience and research indicates this may be a positive response.

if you look closely you see him say "m'lady" as he passes her the coat.

Porpoise With A Purpose
Feb 28, 2006

I hope all you fucks like polonium. I'ma be laughin' hard when you all get a taste of the ol' 210.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Did anyone post the vid, where a. priest kisses Putin and he almost hits him in the face, Iol.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Wizard of Oz posted:

"an expert in movement pattern analysis"

hm

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
thats one thing putin has in common with the op then lol :owned:

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Minimalist Program posted:

Did anyone post the vid, where a. priest kisses Putin and he almost hits him in the face, Iol.

Lol.

http://youtu.be/epwznxJ8zaE

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

looks to me like he felt a new kind of tingle starting at his butthole and shivering up his spine

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
No way a sperg would be bored to tears by such a loving awesome robot. Big Dog can suck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=283bDqu92PY

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


whats his user name :xd:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lodin posted:

No way a sperg would be bored to tears by such a loving awesome robot. Big Dog can suck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=283bDqu92PY

that's quite boring, to be fair to vladimir

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
lmao we probably paid millions of tax dollars to some retard with a degree in interpretive dance to create anti-putin propaganda using his "expertise."

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

Bro Dad posted:

also anyone who doesnt believe in this study should watch this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjrlTMvirVo

I love the first recommended video: "PUTIN TELLS NEW WORLD ORDER TO @$!# OFF!!!"

Do those Illuminati/Chemtrail/Secret Muslim dumbasses like Putin as well? You would think he would be seen as an enemy, given that he was an ex-spook and covets authority and whatnot

The Wizard of Oz
Feb 7, 2004

you see when humans detect a source of food they return to their town square and run around in a figure eight configuration in what's called a "waggle dance", communicating the direction, distance, and often even type of food

it's pretty easy to read this kind of stuff by watching videos of men walking around once you get the hang of it

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Lodin posted:

No way a sperg would be bored to tears by such a loving awesome robot. Big Dog can suck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=283bDqu92PY

why is the robot wearing a coat

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

CharlestonJew posted:

won't believe it till I see Putin making rants about Sonic the Hedgehog

he probably invaded Ukraine because the new sonic game was bad

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

haunted bong posted:

whats his user name :xd:

Two Worlds

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Lodin posted:

No way a sperg would be bored to tears by such a loving awesome robot. Big Dog can suck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=283bDqu92PY

putin gazes longingly at daft punk riding a four wheeler in siberia

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Berious posted:

he probably invaded Ukraine because the new sonic game was bad

someone needs to crossreference sonic releases with putin's actions, p sure there'd be some correlation

i can't do it cuz i gotta go fast

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
spugin'

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Bro Dad posted:

also anyone who doesnt believe in this study should watch this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjrlTMvirVo

this owns

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

Longshot007 posted:

I hope all you fucks like polonium. I'ma be laughin' hard when you all get a taste of the ol' 210.
Polonium is for faggots.

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dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
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Uranium 235 posted:

Polonium is for faggots.

I think Putin would be inclined to agree.

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