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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i wish someone would kill me

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

antisocial democrat posted:

i would gently caress, marry, and then kill u op.

I would too.

But not in that order. Heh heh.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice


never heard of them

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



VendaGoat posted:

You can perpetrate violence against men as well. You fucks.

lucy u got some mansplaining 2 do

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




would gently caress marry and then kill all 3 members of hanson

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Cheap Shot posted:



kill bang marry

Where did humanity go wrong?

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

social vegan posted:

would gently caress marry and then kill all 3 members of hanson

Thats Weezer.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

DenizenKane posted:







Okay, OP, go for it. Which one of these salty honeys would you gently caress?

I would cuck all three

Cheap Shot
Aug 15, 2006

Help BIP learn gun?


DenizenKane posted:







Okay, OP, go for it. Which one of these salty honeys would you gently caress?

That's Weezer.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Mary Joseph Jesus

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
im from buenos aires and i say kill them all

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
I'm from Utah and I say marry 'em all.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Kill. Kill. Kill.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
All your choices are too similar op. Or is that the funny clever joke

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
I'm mashing the "gently caress" button but nobody's showed up yet

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

hulk hogan has already decided. Who did he kill? We may never know.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff-yablonski/i-hate-you-135/

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I prefer "Fork, spoon, knife" myself.

Sidecrab
Jul 16, 2012

Cuddle
Marry
Reprimand

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
This thread is being left open now, solely for the purpose of you all to make fun of the OP.

Or gently caress him.

Or kill him.

Maybe Marry him and make him miserable for the rest of time. :v:

The Wizard of Oz
Feb 7, 2004

I don't know if I'd be a good emotional or sexual match for any of those people, honestly. I guess I might have a better idea after a stress-free outing with them doing something we both enjoy, chatting, trying to have fun. Sometimes it works, sometimes it just doesn't, and you can't force it. And sometimes you don't get a lover, but you do get a good friend, and those often last a lot longer. ;) People get stressed about relationships, and I think it's healthier to be a little more relaxed about them, keep the stakes low. But that's just me, and I'm no expert!

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Kill OP

gently caress OP's mom

Marry OP's money

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