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Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!
I want to get laid like whenever I want

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
whores, op

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!
been there done that

i guess its more than getting laid i just want a companion

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!
okc and tinder have worked for me before but a recent reboot of both was an ~epic fail~

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Redkist posted:

~epic fail~

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Redkist posted:

~epic fail~
im ashamed to have my good posting name associated with this thread

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

go to bars at night, use tinder, call your exes

it's not hard OP

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I dont even want to get laid anymore because I have too often and can whenever i want

yawn.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

splendid

naem
May 29, 2011

I want to fall in love and live happily ever after

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Pivotal Lever posted:

go to bars at night, use tinder, call your exes

it's not hard OP

Don't loving call your ex's, what the hell man, there's desperate and then there's just pathetic.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

ThaGrandCow posted:

Don't loving call your ex's, what the hell man, there's desperate and then there's just pathetic.

Dogo
Sep 24, 2007
I'll cut you in on a secret OP. Married guys jerk off just as much as single guys because porn is awesome. Do yourself a favor and grab some porn.

Hth

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

lol at any guy who would rather jack off than have sex with a girl below his standards.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
i'd rather jack off to porn that's below my standards

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
op will not sex in the year 2015

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



op bang ur mom works for us

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



heh heh nice cyber epic winz for me there lol

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

What did I miss?

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Garbage Dick posted:

I'll cut you in on a secret OP. Married guys jerk off just as much as single guys because porn is awesome. Do yourself a favor and grab some porn.

Hth

Garbage Dick posted:

lol at any guy who would rather jack off than have sex with a girl below his standards.

I get tired of you always contradicting yourself, Garbage Dick

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
First time I browsed the forums I didn't realize all the stupid newbie avatars were different people and was just amazed at how prolific that guy was.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

A "companion" lol who are you Frodo Baggins

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I'm horny, but not horny enough to expend effort to fornicate with another person. No thank you.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Don Tacorleone posted:

A "companion" lol who are you Frodo Baggins

no like a dr who companion. some hot chick that he never sexes with

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Libelous Slander posted:

no like a dr who companion. some hot chick that he never sexes with

THAS BECAUSE DR WHO IS ASEXUAL AND AUTISTIC

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

I.C. posted:

What did I miss?

the roflcopter dropped off some $5 roflwhores

www
Aug 4, 2010

whats you opinion on prostitutes op?

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Iron Casanova
Dec 7, 2012

Visual SHOCK! Speed SHOCK! Sound SHOCK!

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