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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
*splashes cold water on hands for 3 seconds*

*wipes hands dry on rear end of jeans, covered in fart particles*

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

must be hard going through life as a germaphobe

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
This isn't very effective

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

TEAYCHES posted:

must be hard going through life as a germaphobe

actually i nevber wash my hands

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I wipe them down the gasoline periodically throughout the day

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I washed yo mommas hands, washed em last night

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
what if i wash em too much, op. what then

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i like to wipe my rear end with my hands only, no washing, and then get on the train (BART) touching the metal bars.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Xaris posted:

i like to wipe my rear end with my hands only, no washing, and then get on the train (BART) touching the metal bars.

oakland life

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Farticles op

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

ya. im probably making the seats cleaner compared to my feces infested hands :twisted: bonus when i have cum on my hands, feels good knowing someone out there has felt my semen

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

my butt is a farticle accelerator

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Why are your jeans covered in poo poo OP?

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
the water you would use to wash your hands was poop and pee a day ago so I'll stay clean by not immersing my hands in that thank you very much

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Why are your jeans covered in poo poo OP?

i dont wanna talk about it

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007
Sink handles are gross. No point washing hands if everything in the bathroom isn't hands-free.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

lol if you don't wash your hands at least 5 times an hour

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Fart particles isn't a real thing

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Feb 2, 2009



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I never wash my hands. Even after making GBS threads. I just use purell.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i always do it really dramatically like Pontius Pilate

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

moose face posted:

I wipe them down the gasoline periodically throughout the day

my grandfather actually did this, but then he was alawys working on greasy machinery and stuff like that

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Oberleutnant posted:

*splashes cold water on hands for 3 seconds*

*wipes hands dry on rear end of jeans, covered in fart particles*

*shits*

*doesn't wash hands*

Oh, Herr Oberleutnant! I've been a bad untermensch... punish me...

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i was my hands...

...w:the blood of white devils :cool:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

ilikedirt posted:

i was my hands...

...w:the blood of white devils :cool:

fyi blood is not a cleansing agent, regardless of what jesus may tell you

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

moose face posted:

I wipe them down the gasoline periodically throughout the day
I use kerosene for this while doing certain kinds of work, does gasoline work the same way or what

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

You should wash your hands at least once in a while so you're not shoving yours or someone else's nerdy sperg engineer poop matter into your girl's vag.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

a hole-y ghost posted:

I use kerosene for this while doing certain kinds of work, does gasoline work the same way or what

Yeah its pretty good. Stings on cuts a bit but that's how you know its working.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

pwnyXpress posted:

Sink handles are gross. No point washing hands if everything in the bathroom isn't hands-free.

what third-world backwater do you live in where public sinks aren't automatic :nallears:

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
Automatic sinks are loving terrible in every airport I have every visited

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Roargasm posted:

Automatic sinks are loving terrible in every airport I have every visited

The worst are the lovely hot air hand dryers. The new ones are a lot better but with the old ones you end up holding your hands under there for a solid minute and then have to wipe your hands on your pants anyway

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Roargasm posted:

Automatic sinks are loving terrible in every airport I have every visited

people making a whole lot of excuses for being disgusting non-hand-washing reprobates itt

enjoy your colds and flus

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
humans are literally the most destructive animals on the planet: dont wash your hands, save the world.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Nathilus posted:

humans are literally the most destructive animals on the planet: dont wash your hands, save the world.

another reason to wash your hands: bit by bit, destroy the world

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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heh
even subzero washes his hands, and his name has sub in it!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I literally just washed my entire body from head to toe with soap and hot water

feels good man

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

gnarlyhotep posted:

I literally just washed my entire body from head to toe with soap and hot water

feels good man

How do you live with yourself the planets dying

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

gnarlyhotep posted:

I literally just washed my entire body from head to toe with soap and hot water

feels good man

no no not so fast

describe it slower and dont spare the details

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

moose face posted:

How do you live with yourself the planets dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMQksXpQSk

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

moose face posted:

How do you live with yourself the planets dying

it's not my problem.

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