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The ability to crack any joint at any time, once per day.
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You have slightly better odds of finding a $20 bill on the sidewalk than everyone else.
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Feb 21, 2015 20:49
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the ability to walk through metal detectors without setting them off but only if you scream obscenities in farsi
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Feb 21, 2015 21:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81vLH7ITNbE
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Feb 21, 2015 21:46
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Feb 21, 2015 21:53
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You can win any argument you engage in on the internet. Anyone who reads your argument is convinced of your correctness.
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Feb 21, 2015 22:37
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NotAnArtist posted:You can win any argument you engage in on the internet. Anyone who reads your argument is convinced of your correctness. You'd just have to go through channels first. SpiderHyphenMan fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Feb 21, 2015 |
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Feb 21, 2015 23:28
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Nation posted:You can predict the weather perfectly one day a year We already have weathermen.
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Feb 22, 2015 00:32
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:This would be the greatest power in the world, what are you talking about? You could become the CEO of any company with a twitter account. You could get an interest-free loan from any bank. You could directly influence the President. You could end war. YOU COULD DO ANYTHING. The implied mediocrity is that nothing of any value is discussed or argued about on the internet.
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Feb 22, 2015 00:41
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NotAnArtist posted:You can win any argument you engage in on the internet. Anyone who reads your argument is convinced of your correctness.
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Feb 22, 2015 01:03
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:This would be the greatest power in the world, what are you talking about? You could become the CEO of any company with a twitter account. You could get an interest-free loan from any bank. You could directly influence the President. You could end war. YOU COULD DO ANYTHING. Well, he didn't say you had to actually be right. Just that the other people would be convinced you are. 
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Feb 22, 2015 01:37
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You have the power of flight. But only inside a DMV, and only during normal hours of operation.
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Feb 22, 2015 07:28
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You can learn what petty crimes and misdemeanors a person has committed simply by repeatedly licking their cheeks.
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Feb 22, 2015 07:36
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Invisible legs.
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Feb 22, 2015 09:02
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You have perfect recall of your dreams. Unfortunately dreams are just complete nonsense and you cannot derive any special meaning from them.
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Feb 22, 2015 10:51
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Knows everyones and anyones horrorscopes for the day.
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Feb 22, 2015 11:17
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You can adjust your IQ level to your liking, but only downwards
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Feb 22, 2015 14:03
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My brother has this mediocre superpower. he will wait until you are about to swallow some food and make a funny joke of some sort and you will choke and almost die its deadly
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Feb 22, 2015 19:54
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The ability to make food taste bad, but only if you licked it already. The ability to subsist off of Antarctic penguin poo poo. The ability to always burp with a evaluated rating between "'7" and "8". The ability to do the perfect spit take, but only when drinking antifreeze in pitch darkness.
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Feb 23, 2015 01:23
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You have a nipple on your shoulder blade and youre a guy.
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Feb 23, 2015 01:41
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You only see in X-ray.
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Feb 23, 2015 02:25
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You have the ability to turn one man/lady into a Raiders fan once per day. You have to do it once a day or you'll die.
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Feb 23, 2015 02:28
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I can make any liquid room temperature. ANY liquid. Except liquid nitrogen.
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Feb 23, 2015 04:51
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The ability to fart any scent of your choosing.
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Feb 23, 2015 06:09
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The perfect listener. Hour long conversations about feelings, a narrated adventure in clothes shopping, that time you did something wrong 4 years ago, you're the best in the world at listening to these stories.
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Feb 23, 2015 06:22
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homercles posted:The perfect listener. Hour long conversations about feelings, a narrated adventure in clothes shopping, that time you did something wrong 4 years ago, you're the best in the world at listening to these stories. That's a really nice power, guy
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Feb 23, 2015 06:30
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NotAnArtist posted:That's a really nice power, guy 
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Feb 23, 2015 07:17
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People would be like "Y'know, man, you're a really good listener  " all serious and genuine-like and you'd just hang your head and grumble.
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Feb 23, 2015 07:21
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The ability to give anybody who you shake hands with a feeling of déjà vu. The ability to be able to view inside the mind of anybody, but only when you're both asleep. The ability to change the angle at which rain falls, but only by a few degrees.
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Feb 23, 2015 08:23
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The plaque psoriasis on your scalp doubles as a salt shaker.
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Feb 23, 2015 10:16
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The ability to remember the lyrics to any pop song you hear on the radio.
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Feb 23, 2015 13:39
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The endurance of 10 ring worms and the toughness of 10 salmon
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