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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Mantis42 posted:

I didn't even realize Paul Blart 2 was a sequel until this thread, tbh.

It's a "sequel" in the same way that the New Testament is a "sequel". Look at this plebe :smug:


There is beauty in all faces and things.

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Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

The Blart and the Dead
The Evil Blart
Evil blart 2: Mall Cop By Dawn
The Mall cop: 2
Paul Blart 2: mall cop In Da' Hood
Deep Blart
breakfast of Champion mall Cops
Chariots of Blart
The Dead Mall Cop Society
Don['t be a Menace to Paul Blart While drinking Your Mall in the Cop: 2
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2: Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
All This and Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
You're a Big Blart Now
The Blart of the Matter
Blart of Darkness: A Mall Cop's Apocalypse
Wild At Blart

Robotnik Nudes fucked around with this message at 09:39 on Apr 13, 2015

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Army of Blartness

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

The Last Temptation of Blart.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

The Passion of the Mall Cop

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Apr 13, 2015

Solidkgb
Apr 11, 2015

2 Days in Blart

Terry Grunthouse
Apr 9, 2007

I AM GOING TO EAT YOU LOOK MY TEETH ARE REALLY GOOD EATERS
Blart 2: Hyperblart

Solidkgb
Apr 11, 2015

http://imgur.com/Hivntjz

Solidkgb
Apr 11, 2015

CRINDY
Sep 23, 2010

forget about ur worries and ur strife
Paul Blart 2: Electric Blartaloo
Paul Blart 2: Blart Harder
Paul Blart With A Vengenance
Live Free or Paul Blarter
A Good Paul to Blart Hard

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



We're Back! A Mall Cop Story

I Was a Teenage Mall Cop

The Mall Cop That Wouldn't Die

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/paul_blart_mall_cop_2/

Blade Runner was disliked to begin with too so I have no fears

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Atlas Shrugged: Blart 3

Uhhlive
Jun 18, 2004

I'm not the public.
I'm the President
The Paul and the Blart
2 Paul 2 Blart
The Paul and the Blart 3: Mall Cop
Paul & Blart
Paul 5
Paul & Blart 6
Blart 7

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

I left Comedy Central on the TV the other night and the "At Midnight' show had a game segment where you put PaulMallBlartCop into other movie titles. So if you're reading this Chris Hardwick... meh

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


has anyone said Heart of Blartness

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

This entire movie is nothing but characters looking at name badges for names for 90 minutes. It seriously happens in almost every scene.

I was super hosed up on hash oil.

The film has its moments.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

I will defend the scene where Paul Blart gets into a fist fight with a giant bird for a solid 2 minutes with my last dying breath.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

caligulamprey posted:

I will defend the scene where Paul Blart gets into a fist fight with a giant bird for a solid 2 minutes with my last dying breath.

The Chicken fights are the only part of Family Guy I enjoy, so I don't doubt that you speak truth.

Al Cu Ad Solte
Nov 30, 2005
Searching for
a righteous cause

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
This movie ruled! Can't wait to see it again this weekend!

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013


You made me very happy

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Snowman_McK posted:

It staggers me how much money the first one made, especially since I don't know anyone whose seen it. That's probably for the best.

I've seen it, twice.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Haven't seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 yet, though. Don't have an opinion on it.

Al Cu Ad Solte
Nov 30, 2005
Searching for
a righteous cause

Al Cu Ad Solte
Nov 30, 2005
Searching for
a righteous cause

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Black Paul Blart exists.

Crappy Jack
Nov 21, 2005

We got some serious shit to discuss.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Black Paul Blart exists.



As an enlightened millennial, I don't see Blart.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I noticed Mad Max cribbed a lot of ideas and themes from the Paul Blart franchise. I'd recommend skipping Fury Road, unless you want to see an inferior copy of Paul Blart 2.

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RaspberrySea
Nov 29, 2004
This movie tie-in merchandise for this film is fantastic. Bigger than the Phantom Menace, I'd say.



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