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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
:synpa:

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Wizzle posted:

Taking her to NYC, seeing the Book of Mormon, watching the NY Metropolitan Opera, eating at amazing places (Eleven Madison Park, Kyo Ya, Momofuku, etc...) and finishing off the weekend with a marriage proposal. Also sex.
Haha. You're THAT guy. lmao.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Buying all the cheaper candy on the 15th because my GF isn't stupid and doesn't require me to do this poo poo.

Wizzle
Jun 7, 2004

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Zzulu posted:

good luck wizzle, i hope she wants to marry you too

She does.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Haha. You're THAT guy. lmao.

The sex?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Wizzle posted:

She does.

WOOP-WOOP!

Have more than 2.3 kids, please.

Wizzle
Jun 7, 2004

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redshirt posted:

WOOP-WOOP!

Have more than 2.3 kids, please.

2.0 probably. Though every time I watch Idiocracy it makes we want to have a few more.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

for real though I am a genius for dating a girl who was born on Feb 12 so I take her out for her birthday and I don't have to do poo poo on valentines #lifehacks

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Three Olives posted:

I will be at a bar being kind of sloppy drunk, if you are mildly attractive or get me drunker you will be able to flat out ask me within a few minutes of meeting if I want to gently caress and I will go home with you.

goon project

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey posted:

Ive been asked out but im focusing on school and bettering myself.

You should learn how to have a more balanced life

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??
Majora's Mask comes out that friday so that's where I'm at.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I think some girls are showing me attention but my odds of picking them up are slim because they all weigh a lot.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
What day is it on

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

To me, Valentine's Day and birthdays are both things that only children should care about

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Wizzle posted:

Taking her to NYC, seeing the Book of Mormon, watching the NY Metropolitan Opera, eating at amazing places (Eleven Madison Park, Kyo Ya, Momofuku, etc...) and finishing off the weekend with a marriage proposal. Also sex.

The Met's doing Don Giovanni. You dog, you ;)

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Wizzle posted:

Taking her to NYC, seeing the Book of Mormon, watching the NY Metropolitan Opera, eating at amazing places (Eleven Madison Park, Kyo Ya, Momofuku, etc...) and finishing off the weekend with a marriage proposal. Also sex.
Not that this doesn't seem fun but 50 years down the line when you're celebrating your anniversary are you really going to be happy with having your marriage tied to a corporate manufactured holiday?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

ArbitraryC posted:

Not that this doesn't seem fun but 50 years down the line when you're celebrating your anniversary are you really going to be happy with having your marriage tied to a corporate manufactured holiday?
People don't get married on their engagement anniversary you idiot.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
sex?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

spooky girlfriend posted:

To me, Valentine's Day and birthdays are both things that only children should care about
paedophile spotted

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Whirlwind Jones posted:

People don't get married on their engagement anniversary you idiot.

Oh yeah but I assume you'd never really forget your engagement and I can't help but feel popping the question on a corporate holiday kinda cheapens the whole thing.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
lmao

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

thx but no, I'm saving myself

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
if you're the sort of person who looks back on a romantic weekend in new york city in which your significant other proposed to you and you somehow feel the entire experience was cheapened because it was based around valentines day, you're an insufferable twat, hth

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
My gf is weird and I have no idea what she wants. I'll just end up doing something corny like sending her flowers at work or covering her car In balloons. We've only been dating 4 months so it's expected of me but don't wanna go too strong.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Probably buy my gf some slutty lingerie, make her wear it and then take it off:getin:

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

beedeebee posted:

Probably buy my gf some slutty lingerie, make her wear it and then take it off:getin:
Nice.

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
didn't read thread, hit reply anyway

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
taking the 15th through the 20th off. gf and i are going to flagstaff for 3 days to see the grand canyon and lowell observatory and stuff then we're flying to LA to go to disneyland

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011

FordPRefectLL posted:

taking the 15th through the 20th off. gf and i are going to flagstaff for 3 days to see the grand canyon and lowell observatory and stuff then we're flying to LA to go to disneyland

Giving her measles is a great way to Nurture dependence.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

beedeebee posted:

Probably buy my gf some slutty lingerie, make her wear it and then take it off:getin:

Wise goon.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

beedeebee posted:

Probably buy my gf some slutty lingerie, make her wear it and then take it off:getin:
"Give" her it by wearing it yourself, and making her take it off you.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Maybe cook giant steaks, definitely drink too much wine and I'll forget I'm not in porn and get dirty looks from my housemate in the morning.

Or that's what we would do if we weren't spending the weekend at his parents house with his sister and her partner + kids. So probably watch The Wire quietly in his room and not gently caress so we don't wake the baby.

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

taking your mother out on the town, op. got a reservation at dorsia

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
gonna surprise my left hand with a fancy dinner, chances are she'll be feeling naughty under the table while I stare at you on your date if you get what I mean

Wizzle
Jun 7, 2004

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

The Met's doing Don Giovanni. You dog, you ;)
And unfortunately we had plans that night so we have to see Carmen instead. But hey, it's the NY Met and the NY Phil wasn't doing anything.

ArbitraryC posted:

Not that this doesn't seem fun but 50 years down the line when you're celebrating your anniversary are you really going to be happy with having your marriage tied to a corporate manufactured holiday?

I'm doing it on President's day. We're simply taking advantage of the 3-day weekend. I'm not a fan of "hallmark" holidays. We will not be getting married on Valentine's day.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i will be at work, alone. if it's real slow i might go to the nice bathroom and treat myself.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Valentines day ideas:

Buy her a box of chocolate every day from now until Valentine's day.

Fill her bedroom up entirely with rose petals from floor to ceiling.

Take her on a pony ride and have the pony in front of hear have "I love you" written on its rear end.

Force feed a dove so much chocolate that its blood turns to chocolate and hardens, then cut the heart-shaped piece of chocolate out of its heart and present it to her.

Take her on a romantic trip to Niagara Falls and then go over the falls with her in a tandem barrel.

Train scorpions to sting the words "I love you" into her arm.

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

"Give" her it by wearing it yourself, and making her take it off you.

2nding this it might actually work out better for you, chicks are freaky man

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