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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Spendin Valentines Day like every other day. Drinking alone in the dark.

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Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
My vacation passes VD so I can feel extra alone with unlimited free time.


My prayers have been answered.

Scalding Coffee fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Feb 13, 2015

Axeface
Feb 28, 2009

He Who Walks
Behind The Aisles
I was thinking I might kill a few homeless people with this hammer I found walking to the supermarket the other day.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Scalding Coffee posted:

My vacation passes VD so I can feel extra alone with unlimited free time.


My prayers have been answered.

is it Mrs lippy or Mr slippy this is important

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
Mr. Slippy.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
AHahahaha. Mods, hey mods. Heh.


Hey. Rename this thread to......... LOSERTHREAD

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

gonna eat some veggibles

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





It's my birthday on Valentine's Day.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I'll be shoveling.

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Gonna hang out in the garage and play with power tools. Also drinking, but not at the same time.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
i just watched friday the 13th. sexhaver death ftmfw

Gishin
Jun 15, 2013

But... This... What is this practice for?

Phoon posted:

getting drunk with some peeps and some girls i dont know

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

checking in on the single peeps

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Paladinus posted:

AHahahaha. Mods, hey mods. Heh.


Hey. Rename this thread to......... LOSERTHREAD

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

drat too much

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Phoon posted:

checking in on the single peeps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc6J5rlKhIc

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



Gonna be wrist deep in pussy

...I have a very fluffy cat

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
how many valentines day threads can GBS handle?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Manslaughter posted:

Gonna be wrist deep in pussy

...I have a very fluffy cat

Don't fistfuck your cat, you idiot.

www
Aug 4, 2010

its my choice to be single, i dont need no FEMALE in my life

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I found the greatest love of all...

inside of me...

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Whisper to a knife for a few hours with warpaint all over my face, then peach bellinis with the gang down at Rochester's.

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007
Spent a few hours at the beach with the kids

Gonna go to my sisters and let them play while I do some HIIT

Then probably cry for a bit later on

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Set your love life on fire with this DIY project

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000

Troposphere posted:

i'm spending valentine's day getting a colonoscopy, gonna be some fun romantic poo poo
theres a 30 rock episode about basically this

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE
There are no single people on the internet.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




I dunno, probably eat an enire thing of min chocolate donuts, jerk off, and cry myself to sleep listening to Eric Carmen's All By Myself on loop.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

i'm going to drive around the city late at night and photograph prostitutes from my car

lol

i'm actually doing this

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
Make a fritatta for breakfast, play Dark Souls 2 for a few hours, wash my car, then go spend the rest of the afternoon scrubbing geese that got covered in oil. In the evening I'll drink a bottle of wine and eat some leftover pad thai.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Eatin' a quesadilla. Its good.

Havin' a nice day so far.

Iymarra
Oct 4, 2010




Survived AGDQ 2018 Awful Games block!
Grimey Drawer
I was out this evening with other people that had significant others and partners. Folks seemed to be havin' a good time.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
watching the ufc prelims then passing out, gotta work tomorrow

Peroxide Cowboy
Nov 30, 2013

I'm staring at my wall.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I drank a bunch of scotch and finally finished the last season of Breaking Bad while constantly checking OKCupid and thinking about maybe texting my ex saying I miss her.




Can't believe it took me this long to finish that show. Otherwise pretty much a normal day. Holiday made by corporations etc etc

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Saw an old couple at the strip club

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bubblelubble
Feb 26, 2013

scribbled out the truth,
paying in naivety.
Went grocery shopping, fed my cat a chicken neck, and roasted the gently caress out of a lamb leg cos gently caress love

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