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ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.
This is going to get ugly isn't it?





Help.

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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
The strap-on is coming out tonight.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

what is the gently caress is laggers

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
in my home i bring home the wine and do the boning

don't be so beta op

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.

Vorik posted:

what is the gently caress is laggers

A chick flick set in Seattle.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

My wife and I do things that both of us enjoy because we have a partnership. Sorry op, can't help you, but best of luck in finding a meaningful relationship with another human before you die.

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
tell that bitch she ain't watching no bullshit until she makes you a sandwich.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Bad news: your wife is coming out tonight
Good news: you may get to watch

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

PromethiumX posted:

tell that bitch she ain't watching no bullshit until she makes you a sandwich.

don't be a dickhead.

Peroxide Cowboy
Nov 30, 2013

Getting drunk with your significant other and trying to seduce each other seems like a pretty good trade off for having to sit through a chick flick.

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.
It's horrible, she even realizes this. Problem solved for now. Scared of next time.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


drink both bottles of wine and then drown yourself in the tub bottoms up with a dildo sticking out of your rear end

happy valentines day

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


that was mean i'm sorry, happy v-day for real tho

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
No strap on :saddowns: ?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You better call a repairman. Sounds like your dishwasher is going crazy.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I don't have a wife or girlfriend so I'm going to a strip club.

Happy valentine's day :(

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

your wife brought home a video? "chick flick"?

either this didn't happen or you're posting straight from 1995

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
BOOM HEAD SHOT BOOM HEAD SHOT
I CAN DANCE ALL DAY

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Gaunab posted:

I don't have a wife or girlfriend so I'm going to a strip club.

Happy valentine's day :(

lol

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Just say, "Lagger? I hardly know'er!!"

Then loving punch her in the drat mouth.

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Whose wife?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

mah waif

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
high five

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

hahah borat

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Strip club was nice

naem
May 29, 2011

I would like "to have sex" with kiara nightly

naem
May 29, 2011

That was a play on words you see because her name is "knightly" but I said "nightly" indicating my interest in regualr, even daily, sexual relations, due to how attractive it is I find her which is very I might add

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

naem posted:

I would like "to have sex" with katy perry and Hollywood jews

Same

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

naem posted:

That was a play on words you see because her name is "knightly" but I said "nightly" indicating my interest in regualr, even daily, sexual relations, due to how attractive it is I find her which is very I might add

also you said kiara who is in fact an ugly walrus of a woman

open container
Sep 16, 2008
is she pregnant yet

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
a lagger fart in he own mouth

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
very romantic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXXxPes-Nso

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