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Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
The best lovestory told this side of the millennium

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i <3 seamen

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



title made me laff

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

is that a uwe Boll Weevil?

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

same

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I already made this thread

spanish puberty
Feb 16, 2015

by XyloJW
this movie sucks

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer
Not a single drat woman opens her whore mouth in the entire movie.

Best movie ever.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I am rereading those books now and I came upon this line in the last three days.

here's a page of them, but they don't have the weevil pun so I question its quality: http://www.hmssurprise.org/aubreyisms

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

gizmojumpjet posted:

Not a single drat woman opens her whore mouth in the entire movie.

Best movie ever.

this guy gets it

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

quote:

The film combines elements from 13 different novels of Patrick O'Brian, but the basic plot mostly comes from The Far Side of the World. However, in the film version, the action takes place in 1805, during the Napoleonic wars, instead of 1813 during the Anglo-American war, as the producers wished to avoid offending American audiences

:911:

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
nobody would believe americans could sail ships

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
I want to see a movie about those Pacific Islanders rowing canoes to Hawaii

hemroid xfoli8r
Oct 9, 2008
http://youtu.be/4f-ZHln7TL4

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Money is the root of boll weevils

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dongattack posted:

nobody would believe americans could sail ships

Old Ironsides says you're loving stupid as poo poo.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Old Ironsides says you're loving stupid as poo poo.



don't see any evidence of sailing, literally the reason america was colonized was because everyone was too stupid to figure out how to get back home. sad tale

Padical
Nov 29, 2004
does he ever catch that flightless bird op?

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Padical posted:

does he ever catch that flightless bird op?

much like the Acheron the flightless cormorant is always just out of reach dear poster~~

Padical
Nov 29, 2004

Dongattack posted:

much like the Acheron the flightless cormorant is always just out of reach dear poster~~

oh man :(

what about the 30 year old midshipman? was he truly a jonah, or was he just an unlucky scapegoat?

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Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Padical posted:

oh man :(

what about the 30 year old midshipman? was he truly a jonah, or was he just an unlucky scapegoat?

he was either a jonah or a beta virgin human being, both should be sent to the depths

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